Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola: . . . . . "UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p