Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ? Mein ne dho dha k t

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ? Mein ne dho dha k t


Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..
  

May, 25 2010     474 chars (3 sms)     3212 views       Funny

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yai dunia kia hai


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gum kadarya hai....





toti band kar do lota baher gaya hai :P
Iblees
Ne 1 din apne cheelön se kaha!
Logon ko
TLAWAT
ZIKAR
TASBiH
Se door rakhne ka khas Nuska
Batao?
Cheelon ne yak zuban ho kar kaha:Sir sms Free krwa dain.


A Little Girl Whn Askd
Her Name Wud
Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s
Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. She
Must Say-"I''m Jenifer
David"
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
In Sunday School &
Said-"Aren''t U Mr.
David''s Daughter ?"
Wid Her Mom Standing
Just Away, She Rplied
"I Thought I Was But
Mom Says I''m Not" ;->
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:

Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.
Q:What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don''t Mind Thier Own Business?

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Ans
1=>NO MIND
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2=>No Business..:->
Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jae
aur apni moochon se apko Chhoye
Apni Balon wali Taangen aap pe rakhe
to Samajh jana k Yeh


Cockroach Hai..!!
It is my fault:

Ye sab mere ghalti hai.

Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k

"I Don''t Love You"

Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)
Teacher: Tm Class Me Ghada Kyn Le Aaye?

Studnt: Sir, Ap Ne Hi To Bola Tha

K Ap Ghade Ko B Insan Bana Dete Ho

So Mai Isi Lye Is K Le Aaya Hun. :-D
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge
Girl: Do You Love Me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would You Die For Me?
Boy: No, Mine Is Undying Love
3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ''Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'' And the other 2 die immediately. Why???????




Coz..

It was a HIT song
:)
Pathan Dozhk Se Nkla
Chupke Se Jannat Me
Ghuss Gya
Farishte Ne Pakar K
Bhtt Mara
Pathan Bola: Mt Maro
Hum Janati Hy, Dozhk
Me Srf Gul Khan Ko
Naswar Dene Gya Tha ;->