Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ? Mein ne dho dha k t

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ? Mein ne dho dha k t


Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..
  

May, 25 2010     474 chars (3 sms)     3119 views       Funny

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Ab woh kehti hai, "to Phir Aao Mujhko Satao"
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