Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ? Mein ne dho dha k t

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

May, 25 2010 474 chars (3 sms) 2823 views Funny

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e kh0cha machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hai :

Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar
so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko
torch le kar dondh raha hai :

Girl: when we get

Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden..
Boy: it''s very kind of you, darling, but i don''t have any worries or troubles..
Girl: well that is because we aren''t married yet....

how do you expect me

How do you expect me to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?

ek larki ki dua

"Ek Larki Ki Dua"

Qasam Sy Hr Larke
Ko Bhula Doon Gi
Sab Hi Ki Tasweerei''n
Jala Doon Gi
Ek Tum Hi Raho Ge
Is Di Mein
Balance Dalwa Do
Tumhei''n Dua Doongi ;->

Why pakistan is in trouble

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?

Ek couple date pe tha

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga

Darya-e-Ravi

Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.

faraz funny

Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di Faraz K Ghar Ki Bell
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah

Faraz Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha

All Is Well

All Is Well….

kya Matlab main samjha nahi

Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??

Ae Faraz tuje zindgy s

Ae Faraz tuje zindgy se mila hai agr koi ghum

Bs phone utha or dial kr
0900-78601

Telefun,Telefun!

Press Unlock

Press Unlock

and then *

Keypad

active.

Now Go to

Messages

& then

Inbox.

Now Select some

Gud Messages

&

forward to Me!

Logon ko msg send karne ka bhi

Tarika batana padta hai.

What Is The Meaning Of

What Is The Meaning Of
Generator
In Pakistan ???

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Load Shedding K Khilaaf Jihaad ... ;->

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