Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
  

May, 25 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     2082 views       Funny

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I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But...Take... 3 Seconds to think of me
1... ...
2... ...
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So Sweet. now continue ur work..
If some body say

u r intellegent
u r smart
u r handsome
u r cute










Than give him a slap,

And tel him / her


To day is 26th March

NOT FIRST APRIL.
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said ?India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
If somebody comes n
Tell u,
That you Are FOOL,
Don''t Be Afraid,
Goto him
Catch his Neck
And Tell him

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"kisi hor noo na dassi" ;->
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
Mubarak Ho Musharraf Gaya..























Apni Biwi K Sath Ghoomney :-D
''Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo,



kanjus ek phone nahi kar sakte, kam se kam ek SMS to kiya karo...''
Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,Suraj kehdu usme to Aag hai,Socha aapko Bandar keh Dun

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Magar ?

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uss kambakhat me Bhi "Dimaag" hai
W O M E N

IN SHORT...
So simple, yet so complex,
So weak, yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable,
So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN !
Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!