Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.

Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.
Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.
I M Specalist Of Lovelogy.

I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR,

Room 143,Opposite Ishq School,Mohabbat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar.

(,") DR.DIL (",)
  

May, 18 2010     270 chars (2 sms)     2284 views       Funny

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A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?

Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->
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A very old lady teacher of English
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When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

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I Don''t Deny ...



I Heard It ...



When I Took It Out From Pocket ...


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