Arz kia hai,

Arz kia hai,
Arz kia hai,
Hum jis say karty thay dosti kha dava
Hum jis sy karty thay muhabbat kh dava,
osadi le manji da pava
shawa b shawa
  

May, 19 2010     132 chars (1 sms)     3862 views       Funny

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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere


GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta
Dere''s only 1 prfect CHILD in d world & evry MOTHER has it
Dere''s only 1 prfect WIFE & every NEIGBOR has it
&
Dere''s only 1 Prfect GIRLFRND , Ur BEST FRND has it ;->
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Pres down buton


Once again

Ek wari hor

Bas ik wari hor

Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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.The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...




He Is Probably Selling



Something


















That Doesn''t Work ... ;->

AwAM ki PurzOr FArmAiSh pAr...

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Aik bAr Phir:

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EiD MubArAk... =P ;->


Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
Girl: Mujhe 1 Aesa Shohar Chahiye Jo Achi Achi Baaten Kare,
Hansi Mazaq Kare,
Or Mere Liye Romantic Gaane Gaye!


Larka: Tumhen Shohar Nhi

FM Radio Chahiye
Hamesha log password wo rakhte hain jo kabhi na bhoole,


16646
yeh password kis ka hai?
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Saeed Ajmal... =)