Arz kia hai,

Arz kia hai,
Arz kia hai,
Hum jis say karty thay dosti kha dava
Hum jis sy karty thay muhabbat kh dava,
osadi le manji da pava
shawa b shawa
  

May, 19 2010     132 chars (1 sms)     2653 views       Funny

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''A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.

The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''
Dosti Insaan Ki Zarurat Hy

Dilo''n Pr Dosto''n Ki Hukumat Hy

Aap Jese Dosto''n Ki Waja Se Yahan Hyn Hum

Werna
"HOLLY/BOLLY WOOD" Ko bhi Humari Zarurat Hy ... ;-
when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
.
?
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?
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)
someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.


signs common in bihar trains -
aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.
Forget abt D past you cant change it,
Forget abt d future You cant predict it
Forget abt d present I dint get you one
Happy birthday!!!
1 Pakistani
dozakh se nikla
or chup ker
Janat mai
chala gia

Farishton ne
pakerna chaha to

Cheekh ker bola
Koi paas na aye
werna
Khudkush
dhmaka kr donga ;->
Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows; the more you suppress it, the more it grows.
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On



The Lectures You Missed


And


The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->


How True ...
A Solid Reason For Having
Two Girl Friends
At Once Time . . .


"Monopoly Is Always Damaging

&

Competition Improves Services... " ....
Pathan to Teacher: I'm going ka kya matlab hota hai ?

Teacher: Mein ja raha hun.

Pathan: Matlab bataye bagher to yaha se tera baap bhi nahi ja sakta.
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.