What’s the diff between

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

May, 26 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2547 views Funny

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it takes 1000 worker

It Takes 1000 Workers To Built A Castle

Elven Players To Win A Match

Eight Semesters To Complete Engineering

Two Hearts To Make Love

But

A Single Woman Is Enough To Make A Home Sweet & Happy

Let Us Thank Our Mother

Love U Mom . . . =)

KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga

KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga Hum Use Jeete Ji Aazad.?

Nahi

Hone Denge

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Agar Kashmeer Aazad Ho Gya To

5Feb Ki Chuti To Gayi Na Hath Se.. ;->

Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Mat Batana

Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Mat Batana

Agar Koi Poche To Bas Muskurana

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Poche To

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal He Ye Batana.

BEN@ZIR NE KUT@ P@L@

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LAMBI LAMBI MONCHO W@AL@

KH@T@ H@I WO S@UNF SUP@RI

N@@M H@I IS K@ @SIF Z@RD@RI

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Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!

Ho sakta hai us nay...

Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
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by mistake. The old legal begals gave them a fight for their life

''A gang of thieves broke into a lawyer''s club by mistake. The old legal begals gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.

Outside...

''It ain''t so bad, Louie'' one crook noted. ''We got $25 between us.''

The boss screamed, ''I warned you to stay clear of lawyers! We had $100 when we broke in dat joint!''''

Life has so much 2

Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really touching na?
I almost cried;->

Never luk for a Gud

Never luk for a Gud Face, it''ll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it''ll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that''ll miss u every day.

mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE

mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE

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DeKhA Aap BhI MeRe JazBaat NaHi

SaMaJh PaAye ;->

teacher btaen khush

Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
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Swimming pool me 6

Swimming pool me 6 bachon ne jump mari or swimming pool ka sara pani gaib! Why??

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OLD LOVE storY

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