Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi
Pahli hi rat se ho gaye Machhar ki Barbadi
Machhar ne kaha Meri to QISMAT hi PHOOTI hai
Makhi Roz Rat ko GOOD NIGHT laga kar soti hai.
Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia:
ME AP K HAN A RHI HU
Maa ne kaha:
USE APNE KIYE KI SZA MILNI CHAHYE
Tm wahin thehro me tumare han a rahi hon
