1 Pagal khane

1 Pagal khane me bht sare Pagal nach rahy thy,
in ma sy 1pagal khamosh betha tha

Dr ny pucha

tum q khamosh bethy ho?
Pagal ny kaha

bewaquf me ''Dulhan'' hon:

May, 25 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2607 views Funny

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