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Q: Aik Over Mein Kitni Balls Phenki Jaati HaiN?
Kya Kaha..6?
Sorry Aik Over Mein Aik He Ball 6
Baar Phenki Jaati Hai.
Aaye Baray Cricket k Shoqeen ;->
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Pathan joined
Pathan joined army and was given a gun ...
Pathan Sir Iski Naali Apni Taraf Rakhon Ya Dushman Ki Taraf ...
Major Say ...Abey Kisi bHi Taraf Rakh ...Faida Pakistan Ka Hi Hoga
pathan to shopkeeper:
pathan to shopkeeper:
"Easy Load he?"
shopkeeper:ji han janab,
pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo....
Nwton''s 5th law:
Nwton''s 5th law:
Duniya gool hai..
" chuha billi ke darta hai, billi kutay say, kuta admi say, admi biwi say, or biwi chuhay say..!!
Hence proved. Duniya gool hai..!!
Larki: mein shadi k
Larki: mein shadi k baad tumhare saray dukh baant lo0ngi.
Larka: lekin mujhy tu k0i dukh hai hi nhi!
Larki.......
mein shadi k baad ki baat kr rahi ho0n :-)
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
When swinning is
When swinning is good for the development of our arms & legs. . .
Than
Why dont fishes have arms & legs . . . ? ;->
Reaction of Girs Wen
Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse
Poor girls
My Money
Rich Girls
My Debit card
Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi
rona chahey rona paye dil kitna majboor hai,
rona chahey rona paye dil kitna majboor hai,
jissey dikha k rona hai wo to boht hee door hai, issliye dil majboor hai
daddy ye school kia hota hy?
Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?
Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)
A normal human
5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults
A normal human
being cant do all this!
The remaining abnormals are called
DOCTORS..!
Doston ki pehchan
Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi hai
Fraz…
Wo sb se aagy hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain.
(.”)/’
<¡:¡ oy ik plate
_/ /_ edhr v.
fresh juice ka dibba
?<"""?>
?<__?>
Fresh Orange Juice Ka dibba
Bheja Hai
JUST 4 U
Khali Hai..
Paon Maar Kar
“Patakha” Baja Lena
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