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Q: Aik Over Mein Kitni
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Q: Aik Over Mein Kitni Balls Phenki Jaati HaiN?
Kya Kaha..6?
Sorry Aik Over Mein Aik He Ball 6
Baar Phenki Jaati Hai.
Aaye Baray Cricket k Shoqeen ;->
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2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.
2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.
1st : Mere Liye POTTY le Aao LEHSAN k Sath
2nd : Mere Liye B Le Aao Lekin LEHSAN Mat Dalna
Muun Se Buu Aati hy ;->
Jo Tumko ho PASAND
Jo Tumko ho PASAND wahi baat kahenge
Tum DIN ko agar RAAT kaho to RAAT kahenge, kyon
Socho
SOCHO naa
Kyonki PAGAL logo se BAHAS nahi karna chaiye!
mery dimagh main kia chal raha hai
Teacher: Gul khan Tum Class Main Topi Kyun Pehan Kar Aatay Ho?
Gul Khan: Teacher! Taa K KJisi ko Pata na Chalay K,
Mery Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha Hai. :-)
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.
Aur Bola:
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :p
rona is baat ka hai
Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Nahi Aata
Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
Khona Nahi Aata
Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga
Jisey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona Nahi Aata ... ;->
Human brain is the most
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Kisi ko board mein number brhwane honto
Kisi ko board mein number brhwane honto mujhe Naam,roll no aur mera commision Sms Kardain
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"Asif Ali Zardari"
wOt wilL i nAme mY
wOt wilL i nAme mY sOn iF hE fAllS iN lOve Only Once???...
EKLoveYA :-
Ek couple date pe tha
Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne
dekh liya !!!
Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?
Beta := exam dene aaya hu !
Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es
exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga
Happy Summer season
Happy Summer season
With great Offers
Mota Mota Machar
Lots of Makhiaan
And
Long Time Load Shading
Enjoy it and Keep smiling
**Preaty **Karina **Amisha
**Preaty
**Karina
**Amisha
**Rani
**Ash
**Sush
**Shilpa
**Rakhi
**Bipasha
**Mallika
**Meghna
**All Wish U ADVANCE HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN
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