''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k Haq main Dua kerta hy

''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''

May, 24 2010 207 chars (2 sms) 2509 views Funny

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Utar Deti Hun Dosre Kash Main Socks,

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But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future....

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Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
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Wy do the number

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Kyun?
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