''1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA.

''1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA.
USY KAFI DAIR HO GAI,ANTI NE KHA BETA AJ TM GUDDO K PAS SO JAO.

BOY;RHNY DAIN MAIN BAHIR SOFY
PR HI SO JATA HON.

NEXT MORNING AK KHUBSORST GIRL
CHAYE LAI,
BOY; TM KON HO,
GIRL;MAIN GUDDO
AP KON?
BOY;MAIN ULLU DA PTHA.
HA.......''

May, 24 2010 287 chars (2 sms) 2410 views Funny

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2.Teri vali,

3.Teri Bhabhi,
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parho ge., likho ge.,
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Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
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I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
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