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Aik bachcha apni
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Aik bachcha apni
Aik bachcha apni
Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?
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Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon
Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon
Jisay Soochti Hoon
Woh Mughay Yaad Karta Hai
Jisay Main Sochty Hoon
Main Kisay Sochty Hoon
Yeh To Mughay Bhi Nahin Pata
Yaar Ranjha Chala Gya
Yaar
Ranjha Chala Gya
Mahiwal Duub Gya
Majnu Bhi Nahi Raha
Romeo Bhi nahi
Meri Bhi Tabiyat Ab Theek Nahi Rehti
Pata Nahi Ab Larkiyon Ka Kia Banega ;->
Ye lo ik hi seekh bachi
Ye lo ik hi seekh bachi thi tumharay hissay ki khalo tum nay to pocha nahi.
par hamain akelay khanay ki adat nahi.
khalo kia yad karogey
"Think of the Day"
"Think of the Day"
Agar aik Army Person:Minister, President, Vice Chancler, Governor etc ban sakta hay to phir
Aik Civlian, Core Comandr, General or Chief A.Staff kyoun nahi ban sakta...
At A Bus Stop A Man Entered The Bus And Shouted Out Loudly
At A Bus Stop A Man Entered The Bus
And
Shouted Out Loudly
''''Dont Try To Move From Ur Seats''''
Tariq qulfi Wala Aap Chal Kr Tuwade Kol Aayega ;->
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain
Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain
Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p
Meaning of PAKISTAN
Meaning of PAKISTAN
P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.
A goOd wife
A goOd wife alwAyz fOrgives hEr HUSBAND wEn
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she‘s WRONG EVEN..!!
lOlz
Santa child
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain
Sardi ka ek Faida hai.
Sardi ka ek Faida hai..
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socho khy.?
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kya sosh rahe ho..??
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Bus ek hi Faida hai..!!
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So simple
Garmi nhi lagti.
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
In 1 year, 12 months,
In
1 year,
12 months,
48 weeks,
365 days & nights,
8760 hrs,
52560 min,
3153600 sec
sirf Aap ko hi yaad kiya.
Aur sirf 2mins lagay is jhoot ko type karney mein... ;->
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