Aik bachcha apni

Aik bachcha apni
Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?
  

May, 22 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     3212 views       Funny

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1 guy suddenly got up in a plane

n

said ''Hi Jack''

Everybody put thr hands up.

Thn suddenly Another guy

from other side got up n said



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''Hi John''. . . ;->
Teacher:
ITFAQ Ko Jumle Main Istamal Kro...,



Student:
Mere ABU & AMI
Ke "SHADI" ITFAQ Se Aik He
Din Hvi...... :-D
1 Pagal khane me bht sare Pagal nach rahy thy,
in ma sy 1pagal khamosh betha tha

Dr ny pucha

tum q khamosh bethy ho?
Pagal ny kaha

bewaquf me ''Dulhan'' hon:
Naila nay zazia ko shabana nay shabnam ko rehana nay rukhsana ko alia nay anela ko bushra nay babra ko farah ne farzana ko humera nay hameeda ko akbar nay asghar ko basheer nay babar ko tanveer nay saleem ko imran nay ishaq ko khalil nay rahman ko kashif nay kamran ko liaqat nay lugman ko zeeshan nay zaman ko aur main nay app ko yeh sms ker diya ha!
After Reading The Form Filled By An Applicant

The Employer Said: "We Do Have An Opening For U"

Applicant: What Is It ?

Employer: Its Called The
"DOOR" ;->
Dear jana
Smile Never
Speak Ever
Gum Sum Never
Share Ever
Hide Never
Care Ever
Left Never
Think me ever
Forget me Never


Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
''Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....''@''
Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha,
zamin chalne lagi, ...
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi
EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????









think!!!!!!!!!!!!










dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA....... ;->
Pyar Me Aur Photograph Me Kia Similarity Hai...?










D0n0 Andhere Me Develope H0te Hai ;)
''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa
main kis sy karon Dost..
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.Yahan her Dost kehta hai,
Tujse SET nahi ho rhi to Number mujhy de de.....