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Aik bachcha apni
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Aik bachcha apni
Aik bachcha apni
Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?
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May, 22 2010
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A bOy Goes To See
A bOy Goes To See NighT clUb dAncE,
His Mom GetS angrY & AskS Him:
DiD yOu See AnythIng thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See.
Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!
''U stole my memories,I excused u
''U stole my memories,I excused u
U stole my laugh, I excused u
U stole my smile, I excused u
But this is too much..
Mere doggy ka biscuit vapas kar......!!''
Tuje apne Piar ki
Tuje apne Piar ki khushbu se door door kar dun,
Fauji boot utha k marun aur choor choor kar dun,
Cherry blosam ka istmal karo tuje Noor Noor kar dun,
Izhar-e- mohabbat k taor pe apni nazron se dafa door kar dun.
qayamat ki 5 nishani
Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan
1-Zardari Imandari
Krega
2-Altaf Karachi Ayega
3-Musharaf Pr Muqadma
Chalega
4-Sheri Rehman Parda
Kregi
5-Adliya Bahal Hogi ;)
BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "
BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "
wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka elaan...."
Sorry, abhi itna he Suna tha k light chali gaie.
bus ko joota mara 2
Bus Ko Joota Mara 2
Baar
Par Us K Face Pe Laga
Kyun Nahi ... ??
Aakhir Jootey Ki Bhi Koi
Respect Hy Yaar ... ;->
Bow
Bow
Boow
Gurr
Bow Bow
Bowwwooo
Bow Bow Bowoo
Bow Bowoooo
O.K Ur Training Is Completed,
Now Go And Stand In Front Of D Gate
** Breaking News **
** Breaking News **
Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai
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Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p
Kabhi kehta thaa
Kabhi kehta thaa dost hamara k "JAAN BHI MAANGO TO HAZIR HAI" aaj apni biwi koo jaan kehta hai aur maango to inkaar karta hai.
10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha
Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"
BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."
"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->
Apni Tou Paatshal
Apni Tou Paatshal
Masti Ki Paatshal
Na Koi Likhne Wala
Na Koi Parhne Wala
Ye Sab Tou Theek Hy
Par Pappu Can''t Dance Sala ... ;->
Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime.
Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime.
Pray
Pray
-
Pray
I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
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