Aik bachcha apni

Aik bachcha apni
Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?
  

May, 22 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     3144 views       Funny

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Shayad barish hone se pehle asman nela na ho,


Shayeed andhi aane se phle mosam pila na ho,


Magar ye to ho he nhi skta k tum so kar utho or
"BISTER GILA"
na ho !!!!!!!!!!!!
1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?









Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai
aaj raat chandani hai,




kal raat b shayad ho
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
Man 2 Pathan: Khanji kal maine apko phone kia par apne uthaya nai.
Phathan: Kyun uthata. Yeh jo maine 30 Rupaiyye deke Gana lagwaya hai, woh tera Baap sunega?
Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?












Because












If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->


Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!

















Pr Kya Karoon...

Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->


A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,
Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,
Wo Kaminapan Krna,
Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,
Wo Bachiyan Phansana,
Wo Hasna Hasana,
Wo C-View Jana,
Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,
Wo Logo Ki Hatana,
Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana
Burns Road Jana,
Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,
Wo Paise Urana,
Na Wo Din Hain
Na Ratain,
Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->

Biggest Mystery of Maths:


1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...




X is unknown!!!
How do you convert a BUS into a female ??
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Come late to the bus stop.. BUS MISS ho Jaayegi... !
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)