Aik bachcha apni

Aik bachcha apni
Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?
  

May, 22 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2691 views       Funny

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Galileo used small lamp 2 stdy.
Graham Bel usd candle 2 stdy.
Shakespare usd street light 2 stdy.
Mjhy ye smjh nai ata
"Saley din ma makhi marty thy kia?''''
Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi

jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"Aisi 2 or lado" ;)
MATHAMETICAL POEM.Hum to na 3 me hain na 13 me,Hum se Q 5,7 karte ho,9,2,11 kar k hum ko,Chup k oron se bat karte ho,302 lage gi tum ko,Qatl ki wardat karte ho,420 hai vo jis k liy,Zulf lehra k rat karte ho..!
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
Technologies Impact:-

Dad Emails :

Dear Son,

How Hv U Been?

Ur Mom & I R Fine.

We Miss U A Lot,

Plz Turnoff Ur PC & Come Downstairs 4 Dinner!
Mosam ne li angrai
Or hm ne Chori Razai,

mungphali se hui laraai
icecream ghar me I,

coffee se mu mor lia
cold drink se naata jor lia,

SEASON''S
GREETINGS 4u.
''*I
*Miss
*You


Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain


Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain


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Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen''
Why Does D Baa Of Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Never Die?



Coz Gods Never Die..
Cnfusd!
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Baa ''Khuda'' Tumhi Ho!!
Plz don''t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? ? ? wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai ? ? ? dekha ho gaya na ? ? TIME WASTE!!

Paper mei is Liye Mere 100 Number Aaye hain pAppu...



Likh k Aaya tha...
" HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF " =P ;->
Pakistan investigatios aur Scotland
Yard ki nakami k baad Banazir Bhutto
murder case ab Sony t.v ki CID team
ko de dia gaya hy,

Umeed hy k
Ab ye case ek ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ... ;->
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say



I...




Love...



Disturbing you....;->