Aik bachcha apni

Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?

May, 22 2010 140 chars (1 sms) 2915 views Funny

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Which is The Best Place To Get Higher Education...?

Which is The Best Place To Get Higher Education...?

KArAchi UNiverSiTy..!

PunJab UniverSiTy..!

OXforD UniverSiTy..!

No.. :P

Aeroplane... ;->

poonam ki rat mein chand badal jate

poonam ki rat mein chand badal jate hai,
waqt ke sath insan badal jate hai,
sochte hai ki aapko tang na kare,
par sochte-sochte plan badal jate hai.

Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par

Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->

Agar tum mujh sey kabhi

Agar tum mujh sey kabhi roothey to mein kya karoon gha?

Socho,

Aik aur dafa soch lo.

Nahee pata, to suno

"mein tumhari tangein tord doon gha" Samjhey

Wen a black cat falls

Wen a black cat falls down from 60 feet
wat wil de white cat say

Don''t think like a philosphr
cat will only say

MEeeaAOOon;-)

THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020

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14 Aug 2020

Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

mummy dady and baby sitting together

Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

.

Q?

.

Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,

ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)

"Bike Rider To Sarjant

"Bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.

"Phir Chalan Kaisa

Sarjant.

Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..

Height of laziness-

Height of laziness-

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Molti Foam Ki Advertisemet

Molti Foam Ki Advertisemet Me Bachi Dua Krti Hai

"AY Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain,
Ay Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain"
Samjh Nahi Aati
Slamti Ki Dua
Foam K Metress Se Bachnay Ki Hai Ya Mom Se???

i am acha

agar koi acha lagta hy tow wo acha nai, acha main hu, ore agar koi mjy bura lagta hy tow jaan lo k bura woi hy....

q k main tow acha hu

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Aik bachcha apni

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