Aik bachcha apni

Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?

May, 22 2010 140 chars (1 sms) 2182 views Funny

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Aao! Batao''n

Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz

Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro

Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho Ager Khoon Ki Kamii

Hafty Me Ek Baar Mohabbat Kia Kro (-;

Eik andha aadmi Police

Eik andha aadmi Police mai bharti hone gaya..
Interview k waqt us se pocha gaya:
Ap Police mai bharthi hoker kia karen ge.?
Andha: Mai andha dhund firing karoonga ...

Sardar at an Art Gallery:

Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Two guys were

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........

Mathematics And Women R D 2

Mathematics And Women R D 2

Most Complicated Things In Dis World.

But,

Mathematics Atleast Has A Logic.
But Girls Dnt Have

Twinkal twinkal little star,

Twinkal twinkal little star,

Teri girl friend gyi bazar,

Osko mil gya dosra piyar,

Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.

>Sbse Cool? +Aap Ho >Sbse Smart?

>Sbse Cool?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Smart?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Sweet?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Achay?
+Aap Ho

oh hello Zyda khush Mat ho Msg Mujhko Aaya Tha!

Apko to Sirf Perhaya hai..

Ye scooty kab li

Ye scooty kab li? Sardar:kal raat 1 larki mujhe scooty per bohot dur le gai,sab kapde uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne scooty le li,kapro ka mai kya karta.

kameeni bukhar hai mjhe

Sardion Ki Sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.

"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"

Aurr jigrr. . . . . . ?

Aurr jigrr. . . . . . ?

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Insano mein kidhar . . . ?? :-p

Old man walkng on

Old man walkng on
street sees a child tryin
2 reach a doo bell

Old man goes to d
door,rings the bell&
says Wt else little man?

Child: Chalo hon Nassoo..->

''We will now upgrade

''We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''

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Aik bachcha apni

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