Aik bachcha apni

Aik bachcha apni
Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?
  

May, 22 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2738 views       Funny

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Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?


Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

kaha 2 thappad marti hai
Kuch Iss Tarah Usne Mujhe Bewaqoof Bana Diya

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''Aap ko bohat bohat


*EID MUBARAK*












heraan mat houn jis ko mera $m$ mil jaye
us ki to Eid hi ho jati hai...!!!''
sms ME and win BUMPER PRIZES

PLASMA TV
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ka khali dabba

FERRARI CAR
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ka photo

SINGAPORE JANE
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wale plane ko bye bye ka moukka

aur
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mera sath dinner
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wo bhi aap k ghar par
jaise hi khunchuus ne pakya, pappu aur bittu ko kaata....
teeno ne milke khunchuus ko ek ke baad ek kaan ke neeche diye...pairon se....thakur ke chappal pehne the unhone...

ab khunchuus ko bahut sharam aayi aur lajja ke maare dispensary se bahar bhag gaya...chaman bhi uske peeche peeche bhaaga...

lekin ab machchar ro rahe the kyu ki unke kaan ab tak saaf nahi hue...
udhar KAAN film festival bhi deri se shuru hui.......-;>
Customer Shouted:

"Waiter , Waiter !
There''s A Dead Fly In
My Soup ..."

waiter Replied:

"Oh No !
Who''s Going To Look
After His Family ..." ;->
shama pe chala mukadma parwane ke khoon ka,
pucha gaya shama se kyun kiya khoon maasum ka,
shama boli...
parwana jawani ke nashe main jhoom raha tha,
mere agge piche ghoom raha tha,
khoon na karti to kya karti,
bhari mehfil main mujhe choom raha tha..
What is meant by ABCD
A Boy Can Do Every Thing For a Girl
and
DFEDCBA means..
Girl forgets Everything Done n Catches New Boy again:)
Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi dikhty.

Bar owner:
Bas kro kamino, samny 1 hi darakht hy. Ab kya jungle banaoge?
Pervaiz Elahi To Ch Shujaat, Paa Ji 5 Sal Pehle Tou Sirf Gujrat k Log Hum Pe Laanat Bhejtay Thay Or Aaj 16 Crore Awam Bhej Rahi Ha ..

He Replied: HAR QADAM TARAQI KI JANAB :)
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?