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How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover''z Mind 4 U ??

Simple

Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:

I LOVE U TOO

May, 13 2010 139 chars (1 sms) 2286 views Funny

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When a man talks dirty

When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.

Keep Silence For 2 Minutes

Keep Silence

For

2 Minutes

In Memory Of

Those

Poor

Helpless

Hopeless

Mosquitoes

Who Died

Last Night

By The Stnech Of

Ur

Body . . ..

Kabhi Tou Naha Lia Ker Maire Dost. . . . . :P

Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

Guess Karo
Ez Hai

Nahi Pata

It’s
A Yamahahaha. . . ;->

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->

Sardar was traveling in train

Sardar was traveling in train

A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up

Sardar complained to the Railway Officer

THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.

You Can Impress Everybody By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence And If That''s Not Enough

You Can Impress Everybody

By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence

And If That''s Not Enough

Tell Them

You Are

My Friend ... ;->

Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki

Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Kis Se Karega. . .?

Socho

Thora aur Socho

COMMANDER SAFEGUARD Se

Kyun k yehi Hai Doctoron Ki awaleen Pasand ;->

Teacher : Correct the sentence,

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

What Happens If An Axe Falls On Your Car .... ?

What Happens
If An Axe Falls On Your
Car .... ?

You Have An Ax-i-dent (accident) ... ;->

Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Mai

Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Main

''''Mera Gulla
Mera Munna
MEra Sona
Mera Gugloo''''
.
.
.
.
.
Ranjha Heer Se: ''''Meri Mashooqa Ban, Maa Na Ban'''' ;-

shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape ki

Jangle men shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia..

Shair ne sab jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..

Sab se peechy 1 chooha b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho?

Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha..

Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai... =D ;->

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