Man saw snake

Man saw snake on bed of his Mom-in-law.
Man 2 snake : Meri saas ko dans le.
Snake : Kya dansle ? Mai usse hi to apna zehar recharge karvata hun.

May, 20 2010 147 chars (1 sms) 2554 views Funny

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Bap:Baita paper kesa huwa

Bap:Baita paper kesa huwa?

Baita:Bus pehla sawal choot gya.

Bap:Acha aur baqi?

Baita:Teesra muje ata nahi tha,chotha ma karna bhool gaya,panchwa muje nazar nahi aya,chhata paper ki pichli taraf tha ma ne dekha he nahi.

Baap gussay main bola:Aur doosra?

Baita:Bus sirf wohi galat huwa hai! :-)

u murdered ur friend

Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?

Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)

URSS......

ek molvi england night club me chala giya

wahan ja kar khoob nacha aur nachne k baad bola.

oe! koi menu ae te dassey j a URSS kehrey baba gi da ae...!!!

if lovers are like m

If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars
than i have noticed that the sky looks good without
moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

Wo love love likhti rahi

Wo love love likhti rahi

Me leave leave parhta rha

Wo kiss kiss likhti rahi

Me kash kash parhta rha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai

Me language course he krta rh@

ik admi nay kaha:i

ik admi nay kaha:is zindagi sy to mot achi hay
foran ik jin namoodar hua aor bola may nay ap ki rooh leni hay:
admi foran bola yar abi admi kya mazaq b nahi kar sakta

mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga .

Pathan suhag rat ko gun utha kr room se bahir nikla,

B.V.Khan sab suhag rat to mana lo, kahan chale ?

pathan, arey khana kharab ki bachi
hum suhagrat manaye ga
to mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga . . . ;->

her taalib e ilm ko aik aik taaliba

Hamara Mutaaliba
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Hamara mutaaliba,

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hamara mutaaliba

Hamara mutaaliba.

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"Her taalib-e-ilm ko aik aik taaliba" ;->

Once Ther Was

Once Ther Was A Man By Name Bhagwan. A Beautiful Girl
By Name Raani Falls
In Love With Bhagwan. After Few Days Of Their Affair,
Raani Dies. Why??
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Kyonki Woh Bhagwan Ko Pyaari Ho Gayi!!

LOGO SE PANGE B HONGE..

LOGO SE PANGE B HONGE..

GHER MEIN DANGE B HONGE..

MUJHE NA SMS KIA TO..

APKE 12 BACCHE HONGE...

JO

3 GANJE

3 NANGE

AUR

6 LAFANGE HONGE... ;)

if i had a flower fo

If I had a flower for

each time I thought of My Mother,

I could walk in my garden forever.

Happy Mothers Day

jab se Parvez Masharaf sadar bana hey.

jab se Parvez Masharaf
sadar bana hey.

myri os se nahi banti hey es lia na wo mojee msg karta hey na mey os ko
sms karta hou.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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Man saw snake

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