Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..
Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu
Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main
Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun
tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu
shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu
tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..
  

May, 21 2010     490 chars (4 sms)     2578 views       Funny

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Hum gaey un k ghar kaha dil se dil mila lo,

Darvaza khola unki ami
nay,

Hum nay kaha aunti
bachon ko polio k kartray
pilva lo.>
Once in a soap industry in Japan,da soap cover was mistakenely packed widout soap in it i-e empty box.2 avoid da problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of million dollars 2 check whether soap is filled in cover or not in assembly line.
Same problem arose in a poor city of Pakistan. Wat did they do?They simply put a rotating fan beside assembly line.Empty boxes were flown away! Genius!
Load shading k liye, raho tayaar,.

“HAPPY WINTER SEASON YAAR..!
Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak
kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye
Height OIf Relationship ...


1 Larka Gadhe K Saamne Gir Gaya

1 Larki Ne Dekha Tou Boli :

"Apne Barey Bhai K Paaon Chuu rahe Ho"

Larka Bola :














G Bhabi ... ;->
Important essay for 2nd year english paper.

1. Marriage of Sania and Shoaib.

2. Hussey brothers vs AKmal brothers.

3. Merits and Demerits of facebooK.

4. Favourite Personality-Ahmed Faraz.

5. How to control happiness when electricity is available.
Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.

Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!

Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->


Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?

Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->
Customer: ''I''ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can''t get through to enquiries, can you help?''.
Operator: ''Where did you get that number from, sir?''.
Customer: ''It was on the door to the Travel Centre''.
Operator: ''Sir, they are our opening hours''.
''Jab jab aati hai aap ki miscall....skooon, chain aur khushian laati hai aap ki miscall.
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carry on 4 life time skoooon.''
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers


Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Wah Wah!

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.


Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)