This is last time that I am asking u...

This is last time that I am asking u...
This is last time that I am asking u...


Do u




Do u L




Do u Lo




Do u Lov








Do u Love m






Do u Love me




Do u Love meat or r u VEG?
  

May, 19 2010     192 chars (2 sms)     2179 views       Funny

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Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran....

















"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->
Begum ney Chand raat ku ham sey kaha key lao
jesa hey ye dupatta os hi sath ka print
bazaar kiya gae key printon main khu gae
chehrey pe le ke aagae aik hath ka print :-D
Aaj Tumhain Lunch Nahi Mily Ga...

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Q K Ye Dinner Time Hai
JAn|x . . . . . ;->
High Class Beizzati

If u hav 1 father, call me.

If u hav 2 fathers, sms me.

If u hav 3 fathers, mis call me.

If i m ur father, just ignore this message. . . :P
So many options: Poison,
sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.



Dunya ki sabse taqatwar shai hy Loha
har shay ko kat dyta hy
Lohe se taqatwar hy Aag
jo lohe ko pighla deti hy
Aag se taqatwar hy Pani
Jo aag ko bhuja deta hy
Pani se taqatwar hy Hawa
Jo Pani ko Ura le Jati hy
Hawa se taqatwar hy
INSAAN jo Hawa ko qaboo kr leta hy
Insan se Taqatwar hy
Pereshani jo Insan ko qabo kr leti hy
preshani se taqatwar hy SADQA jo har
preshani ko Kha jata hy
AUR In SABSE TAQATWAR Hy "Altaf bhai"
JO SADQA B KHA JATA HY... =P ;->
Every normal person has 72 heart beats, but for myself its 73. the extra 1 is ur smile. So don’t stop ur smile, it will affect my heart.. Keep Smiling
Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
Q : Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans : Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

Har Raasty Par Intezar Nahi Hota,

Yun To or Log Bhi Aap Ko sms Kerte Hain Lekin,

Har sms Hamare Jaisa Shandar Nahi Hota.....