In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes, Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now? Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..! “BHOOKAY”
A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn