This is last time that I am asking u...

This is last time that I am asking u...

Do u

Do u L

Do u Lo

Do u Lov

Do u Love m

Do u Love me

Do u Love meat or r u VEG?

May, 19 2010 192 chars (2 sms) 2664 views Funny

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A man from Agra went

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent''s house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written:

''Sethji aaj mar ! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)

(yeh sms kaisa laga mujhe msg karke zaroor batana plz)

ghar se nikalte hi...

ghar se nikalte hi...
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....

ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....

ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->

Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?

Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?

Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao

Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo

Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro

Phir

Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->

Height Of Inspiration

Height Of Inspiration

College Ka 1 Student College K Toilet Mai Gya

Jab Ander Ja K Wo Cummood Pe Betha To Samnay Likha Tha

Itna Zor Taleem Per Dete To Exam Mai A+ Grade Laitay

A boy goes to his

A boy goes to his dads friend late nite,he is told to sleep in baby''s room,but he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid baby kid.Next morning he saw a young,charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.The boy asked,who r u?
Im the baby,n u?
Mai ullu ka pattha!

Please ap apna ghar achi tarha check karen

Please ap apna ghar achi tarha check karen

Kyun ke
Kal TV pe ASIF ZARDARI keh rahy thy ke
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kehar ghra se BHUTTO nikle ga

Bari mushkil se hum rat

Bari mushkil se hum rat ko asman se ap k liye

* CHAND *Or * TARAY *

Lany gae lakin wahan ja kar yaad aya k

* SHAPER *To hum ghar bhool aay

india hum se hamesha sir jhuka kar baat karega

Ab India Hum Se Hamesha Sir Jhuka Kar Baat Karega.

Kyon K

Hum Larkay Walay Hain. :-)

GEO Shoaib Malik

Dentist Ki Beti-

Dentist Ki Beti-

Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?

Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua

Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya

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Ullo Ki Trha Kia Dekh Rahe Ho

Sms Hii Tou Bheja Hy . . . ;->

I had many options...

I had many options...
POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
COMING UNDER TRAIN,
JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,
But...
I Chosed Education..... :->

Why are wives

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money or life...

The wives want both!

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