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Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->
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What Happens When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car ... ???
What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car ... ???
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Everyone Knows
"The Mercedes bends" ;->
pathan nay molvi sab say kaha
Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k
Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?
Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.
Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.
If A Gorilla Catches U,
If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?
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I Know U Both Will Start Playing...
Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!
Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,
Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,
Empty Inbox Mein Sms Ka Phool Khil Gaya.
Aap Ka Sms Tha Ya Kele Ka Chilka
Jise Padhte Hi Mera Dil Fissal Gaya
mere marne ke baad
mere marne ke baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
mere marne k baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
wo khidki pei aai aur boli
SALA YEI BHI TAPAK GAYA
weve had our ups an
We"ve had our ups and downs,This we both know, Through it all
our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About
many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
Happy Anniversary
Can a woman make you
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
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Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!
Salam MerE AzEeZ Hum WatnO!!
Salam MerE AzEeZ Hum WatnO!!
AgaR aPkE pAss Ya ApkE jAnnAy WalO mAiN Koi JOB hO tO mUjhE plEaSe bAtAyeGA!!
MaIn ApnI Cv ApkO bHej DungA!!
ApkA bhAi:
*PervEz MushArrAf*
Meri Dua Hai K Aap Taraqi Ker K
Meri Dua Hai K
Aap Taraqi Ker K
Uppar Jao
Itna
Uppar Jao
Itna
Uppar Jao
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Farishte Kahain
“Nawa Aya Ain Sonya. . . “ ;->
Kya kal tm farigh ho?
Kya kal tm farigh ho?
Agr farigh ho to nahalena? Gande insan!
mujhay khanay ko mil sakta hai?
# Bhikari Pathan Sy!
Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai.
Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy?
bhikari: G Han Bilkul.
Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana... ;->
1st Frnd
1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai
2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri
1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?
2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai Tab Se Us Ne Kabhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P
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