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May, 17 2010     111 chars (1 sms)     2676 views       Funny

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Chocolaty N Crunchy Outside.....Creamy N Whitish Inside... Guess Wat It Is?






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COCKROACH!!!!
Aya Na Munh Me Pani?
How do u find Avogadro''s no?









Menu>contacts>Avogadro
A msg for all the students
of different Colleges and Universities !

As we all know that isb had been through
so many strikes and holidays,
last year.
So, to cover-up that all the students
must hav to convince
our skools admin team to
open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)
2 choozo''n ko pyar ho
jata hy
Jab dono''nbaray ho
Jaty hyn tou unko pata
chalta hy k dono''n
Murghay hyn ...







Moral :

Choti Umar Mein Pyar
Nahi Kerna Chahiye ... ;->
interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

A Group Of Feminists Are Protesting In Front Of The White House:
- Free Women Now! Free Women Now!

A Man Passing-By Asks:
- Can I Have One?
Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,


Wheat


gas


power


suger



water

Musharaf has been
give the title of


Quaid-e-Qillat... ;->
God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.
A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA. DOCTOR: I DONT KNOW URDU. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH. WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA.:)
wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r grAndAughter???
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s|mpLe-"pOti" :-D


man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
Lady:Doctor sahab mere kuttey ne petrol pe liya hai. Doctor:koi baat nahi jab petrol khatam ho jayega to vo aapne aap ruk jayega.