Ek Chota Bacha

Ek Chota Bacha
Ek Chota Bacha Bohat Dair Se Ro Raha Tha.
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Mele Laal Ko Ka Chahiye?
Tofee
Bishkit
Ya
Doodh..?

Bacha:
Bash Ek Nai GIRLFLEND
Khubsurat Shi :->
  

May, 14 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     3445 views       Funny

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Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat
Time poocha tha Faraz...

K kitne Bajey.?




Wo boli,
9 baje Quaid e azam k mazaar per.
Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi

10g mitti
10g knkar-pathar
25 type k kire makore
5g makri k jale n
500g bhusa

KAMAAL HAI...! MUJHE LAGTA THA K KHALI HOGA
''Jab Jab humein payaas lugti hay,un k anay ki aas lugti hay,un ki dewangi may hum hogaye itnay deewanay k her larki ki maa apni he saas lugti hay.''
Height Of Smartness. . . . .

Professor: Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . .



Student: Are You Sure Sir. . . ?
1 Dehati Red Dhoti or white
banyan main jaa raha tha:

kuch larkiyon ne daikha tu kaha:

oh "Red&White"


Dehati ne dhoti uthai or
Bola:





:King Size Filter"
Hi

The Cute

Sweet

Most Graceful

The Smartest

&

Beautiful

Person




Khush ??






Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro''n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->
Yad aata hai mujhko tera bachpan ka zamana
Patli patli tangon par latka hua pakhana .
Wo behti naak ko hath say poonch kr gaal per lagana
Gali mein beth kr sare Muhalle ko Show dikhana,
Qamar say makhiyan uratay howay aawaz lagana,,,,,

Ammi dho day
I LOVE U



I WANT U



I LIKE U



I MISS U



I TALK U



All these sentences r the examples of "PRESENT INDEFINITE "
2moro we wil study "PRESENT CONTINOUS" ;-
U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere
Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can''t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses
Sania Mirza Started Playing Tennis At The Age Of 6..




After That.





Everything In Her Life Changed..

Except Her

"SKIRT"