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i got zero marks in exam
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i got zero marks in exam
i got zero marks in exam
I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!
Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).
Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.
Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.
Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)
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Ek Road Pe Bht Saray
Ek Road Pe Bht Saray Log Ek Larke Ko Maar Peet Rhy The,
Ek Admi Ne Pocha Bhai Es Ko Kyun Mar Rhy Ho
Wo Bola K
Uski T.Shirt Pe Likha Tha
I M FARAZ :-D
god made a daylight
God made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
called Cartoon.....;->
how true my feelings
How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be
The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me
Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband),
For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For
Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.
Hi Agar Aap Dunya Main
Hi
Agar Aap
Dunya Main
Kamyaabi Hasil
Krna Chahtey
Ho Tou
Mehnat Karo
Button Dabane Se Kuch Nahi Hota … ;->
4 things boys do in exam hall
4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinking''s 2stdy 4next exam-:-D
Wait . . . Cool
Wait . . .
Cool
Relaxe
Ok
Ready
Steady
Get
Set
Start
1
2
3
Now Delete The Msg. . .
Time Pass Tha. . . ;->
Jitni Chahat Se Tumhain Dekha Hai
Jitni Chahat Se Tumhain Dekha Hai
Itni Chahat Se Kuch Aur Nahi Dekha
Dekhne Do Apne Chehre Ko Jee Bhar Ker Humain
Muddat Hui In Aankhon Ne Koi BEGAIRAT Nahi Dekha ;->
Aaj Newspaper me parha k cute Logon ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai.!
Aaj Newspaper me parha k cute Logon ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai.!
To aj se BAND!!!
Kya Sms?
Nahi jee!
NEWSPAPER..
Plz call me,its urgent. Ek
Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
Warna
GADHA mag jayega
Since our frndship started ...
Since our frndship started ...
There hv been so many times
WEN I DISTURBED U ...
IRRITATED U ...
FRUSTRATED U ...
Today i msg u just to say
"I''LL CONTINUE"!!
Santa: Why Do
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
ap nay pichlay sal eid par
Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha. :->
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