Aik baat hmesha yaad rakhna..

Aik baat hmesha yaad rakhna..
Aik baat hmesha yaad rakhna..

Qalm ki ahmiat Talwar se zyada hoti hai,

Kion k..

Talawar se

Shalwar mein Narha nahi dala ja sakta
  

May, 25 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2133 views       Funny

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