A chinti saw

A chinti saw a box of gur & felt excited.
She went to taste it.Suddenly she saw a chinta
& left the gur & went to him.Y?
Kyunki...Gur Nalon Ishq Mitha!

May, 24 2010 155 chars (1 sms) 2379 views Funny

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Bhikhari ne Awaaz

Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:p:p

Chala Ja Msg Tu Ban K Gulab,

Chala Ja Msg Tu Ban K Gulab,

Hogi Sachi Dosti Tou AyeGa Jawab

Agar Na Aaye Jawab Tou Mat Hona Udaas

Samaj Jana K Balance Nahi Hai Ghareeb K Bache K Paas. . .

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,

Har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,

Sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du,

Kambaqt bill bohat aata hai.->

Height Of Smartness. . . . .

Height Of Smartness. . . . .

Professor: Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . .

Student: Are You Sure Sir. . . ?

Jhatka kuch is tarah

Jhatka kuch is tarah dia sanam ne apni zulfoon ko pappu"

Ikatthi char joein mere daman main aa girin . . . ;->

Once In A Jungle All The

Once In A Jungle All The Animals Were Eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA

But

Girraffe Was Not Eating. . . .

Why. . . ?

Because

Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand MANIKCHAND. . . ;->

koi gum nahi

koi gum nahi fir bhi mann udas hai,
koi rista nahi fir bhi ek aas hai,
kahne ko to bahut hai apne,
par tu hi ek khas hai,
jyada khus mat ho ye sab bakwas hai.

parhay likhay

parhay likhay punjab k jahil hukmaran motawajah hun:18febury kee sham ko gum ho ne wala bucha puntured shuda cycle sir par rakhay main main karta huwa e-wane sadar jatay dekha gia ha mazeed malumat is paty par hasil karanin kangal awam factory flourelss bazzar pakistan

t v na dekhne se

* T V na Dekhne Se
Gunaho''n Main Kami *

* Sabar Kerne Se
Jannat Main Janey k
Ziada Chances *

~ A Public Service
Message Brought To
You By "K.E.S.C" ~ ;->

''Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.

''Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.

Wah...

Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.

Par kabhi socha na tha k SURPRISE main apna Husband saath layegi.@''

apsa koi haseen

apsa koi haseen
Dilruba o Dil nasheen

Apsey pehley kaheen

hum ney dekhey hein kayeen

''O sms parhne wale Teri to?

''O sms parhne wale Teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
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Bht yad arai hai yar ;)''

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