Two lovers plan 2 commit Suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return baq saying love is blind.
Da boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never dies
an engineer was leaving for a week for an office tour. he doubted his wife had an affair with a doctor.so while leaving he gave 7 apples to his wife and left. why ???
I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->
''Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....''
