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Bolaa dukaan
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain. Jo bhi kahoge meri dukaan per wo paoge. Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai, bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge
"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..
"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..
TEri YAAd mE HuM itnA Kho gAyE..
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POTTY kArtAy kArtAy wAhiN Soo gAyE... ;->
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Dr. To Patient's Friend:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou
Hum Isey Bacha Lete. . .
Patient's Friend:
Abay,15 Min Pehle Tou Accident
Hua Hy . .
hamse sms ka panga acha nahi
Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi
Dost
Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.
Pathan Passport banwaney gya,
Pathan Passport banwaney gya,
Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia.
Clerk: Biwi ka nahi apna do.
Pathan:
Kal to hamko bola tha K..
"NADRA"
ka lye kr aao.
HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
I just wanted to kiss a charming, attractive & most beautiful person on da earth but
My lips cant touch my cheeks
koshish karien k woh
Koshish karien k woh SMS bheja karain jo hamien pasand hoon..
ab aap hamari pasand poochien gay..
To hamien EASY LOAD walay SMS bht pasand hain.
Define "GUTS"..??
Define "GUTS"..??
Its Wen Ur Boyfrnd Catches U In Theatre With Another Boy & U Say,
"SWEETHEART NEXT SHOW IS WITH U..!!!";-)
Lover Gives Love
Lover Gives Love
Father Gives Protection
Mother Gives Life
But A Real Frnd Gives
Nice Girls Cell #''s
Dat is frndship
Now It''s A Gud Chance
Prove Ur Frndship ;->
tum ko captain banaya team ka,
Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"
tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->
Failure is not only
Failure is not only
when ur girl friend leavz u.
But Its when
u dont try for her friend.
teacher to pathan
Teacher 2 Pathan:
Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge?
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Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do..
Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega...;-)=D
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