Life me hamesha

Life me hamesha
Life me hamesha hasnte raho muskrate rahogate raho gungunate raho take tume deakh log ye samj jaye


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tum UNMARRIED ho
  

May, 21 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2105 views       Funny

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Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab
mai nakli,


Sari gali unke fikar
mai nikli,



Inkar Karte the Wo humari Mohabbat se,




Aur humari hi Tasvir unki
kitab se nikli.
Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.

Q K,,





Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |''!''|
Plz open this after 4days at thursday.
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I know u can''t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2010.
April Fool in Advance
''1 mandir tha jis main buri niyat waalay log ghaeb ho jaatay thay.....Imran Hashmi gya,,,,,, ***Imran*** gaeb. Salman Khan gya,,,,,, ***Salman*** gaeb.
Nargis gae,,,,,,,,,,, ***Bhagwaan***gaeb.........''
Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
Swimming pool me 6 bachon ne jump mari or swimming pool ka sara pani gaib! Why??





Kion k new pamper ab pehle se bhi ziada jazb karta hai! :);-)
Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!


pathan bola full kar do:-D


Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya…
tumahri saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya ….!

hahahahahaahah……..
MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..

CALL karne se jo darty hain..

BAD LUCK to dekho...!!!..???

Aisy KANGLAY dost meray he pally parte hain..!!!. ;-)
Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red spots!Kirk : Yes it''s really strange. I''ve got another pair of the same at home.
Shadi Se Pehle Larka:
"Darling! Tum Nahi Tu Mein NAhi Aur MAin NAhi Tu TUm Nahi "

Shadi K Baad Larka:
"Aaj Ya Tu NAhi Ya Main NAhi... ;->