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Life me hamesha hasnte raho muskrate rahogate raho gungunate raho take tume deakh log ye samj jaye
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tum UNMARRIED ho
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May, 21 2010
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Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn''t report it.
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn''t report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife..... ;->
U Stole my Memories I Excused
U Stole my Memories I Excused u
U Stole My heart I Excused u!
U Stole My Smile I excused u!
But dis is too much
Mere Doggy Ka Biscuit Wapis KAro
adat se hay
Ap lovely ho -94%
Ap Cute ho -95%
Ap Sweet ho -96%
Ap Beautiful ho -97%
Ap Stylish ho -98%
Ap Attractive ho -99%
or
Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.
Kya karOn Adat se hay!
''__,Δ___ /____,_/ \ .;’;’;., ,l__[]__l__! ,,)(,, Its My House
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Its My House
Gift 4u
Agar Chaho Sale Kr K Balnc Dlwa Lo
Main Road P Reh Lon GA
Magar ApK SMS K bina Nai
Jise hum dekh kar jeetay Thay,
Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,
wah wah wah
Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,
Nasir
Woh log aakhon se oojal ho gaye hein,
khan bahi...->
Naisir
shaadi k din kareeb
shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi.
WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,
WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,
I READ YOUR SMS...................
WHENEVER I WANT TO SEE YOU,
I CLOSE MY EYES......................
WHENEVER I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,
KUTTE KO PATHAR MAAR DETA HOOON
: aap ka beta kya karta hai
Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?
Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,
Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA... =P ;->
Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga
Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga?
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Simple Jan|X
Jab Qoum K Ley Acha Waqt Ho Ga, , ,=P;->
A Diet Coke
Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet
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Order Double Cheese Burgers
Larg Fries
And
A Diet Coke ... ;)
Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge
Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge
Aankho''n Main Intizar K Diye Jalte Rahenge
Dua Hai Khuda Se K Aap Khush Raho
Baaqi Tung Tou Hum Aap K Kerte Rahenge . . . ;->
YE Dunya Bari Zalim Hai
YE Dunya Bari Zalim Hai
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Rehne do tumhare Button Press Kerne Se Nahi Badle Gi . . . ;->
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