Life me hamesha

Life me hamesha
Life me hamesha hasnte raho muskrate rahogate raho gungunate raho take tume deakh log ye samj jaye


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tum UNMARRIED ho
  

May, 21 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2320 views       Funny

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Maa: beta shadi us larki se karna jo perhezgar ho, 5 waqt k namazi ho, hafiz e quran ho, sharef ho

Beta: maa mein ne shadi karni hai DAMM nai karwana...


(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?

Molana asif ali zardari)
The Two

Dangerous

Weapons In The World

Other Than Nuclear Bomb ...

1) A Girl''s Smile

2) A Girl''e Tears ...
Our education system has a drawback;
it does not teach us teamwork.
When we solve our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating... ;-)
''CONGRATS" U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ''Member of Bhikari Association''
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A''s.''
After all I have decided to write a Sad SMS.
Just See below!
























I means I am successful coz u r sad that you don''t have a sad message to forward.
Wishing u 12 months of happiness,
52 weeks of fun,
365 days of laughter,
8760 hrs of Gud luck,
525600 min of joy,
31536000 secs of success in 2005 & always
Aisi kon si cheez hai jo
WOMAN main aagay hoti
hai,

aur COW main peche?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
It''s"w"
W-WOMAN
COW-W
Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.
''Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai''
Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!

Sam: It’s a family tradition.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.

Teacher: What about your mother?

Sam: She’s a woman.
Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"
Astronomers Say
"The Universe Is
Finite..."
Which Is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things ... ;->