A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!

May, 21 2010 100 chars (1 sms) 3522 views Funny

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Why Is A Lecturer Greater

As Compared To A Mother?

Because A Mother

Can Put Only One Child To

Sleep But A Lecturer

Can Put The

Whole Class To Sleep.:-P

MATHAMETICAL POEM.

MATHAMETICAL POEM.Hum to na 3 me hain na 13 me,Hum se Q 5,7 karte ho,9,2,11 kar k hum ko,Chup k oron se bat karte ho,302 lage gi tum ko,Qatl ki wardat karte ho,420 hai vo jis k liy,Zulf lehra k rat karte ho..!

Qus) What Did YogurT Say To The Milk..?

Qus) What Did YogurT Say To The Milk..??
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Ans) WaTs uP "DuDh".... ;->

Interviewer:What is your birth date? Sardar:13th October.

Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)

My Eyes Bear

My Eyes Bear
Uncountable Tears ... :(

B''coz U''re Away From

I Wish U Were Here

To Cut These Onions
Instead Of Me ... ;->

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Brrrr...
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brrr...
BBbRrrRRR

BRRRRR...

PAppu CocaCola Pee raha hai... ;->

''Tumari Yaad Muje is Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~

''Tumari Yaad Muje is
Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~

jJesay taiz Aandi mein
SHAAPER aaty hain..;-)''

MALLIKA dancing public clapping

MALLIKA dancing
public clapping

Remove top
More claps

Removes bra
More claps

Removes panty
SSSilence

Moral of the story
Taali ek hath se nahin
bajti.

Whts The Difference Between Doctors & Lawyers ?? .

Whts The Difference
Between Doctors & Lawyers ??
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The Only Difference
B/w Them

Lawyer Only Robs U
Where As
Doctor Robs U n Kill U
As Well ... ;->

meera says about sania and shoaib

Meera says about Sania and Shoaib:

" Main bohat khush hun that both are

"Sports MAN:-D"

practice makes man perfect

Practice makes man perfect...

Then wat abt woman??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P

Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Ae sanam hm to sirf

Teri Bahen se pyar karte He

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A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

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