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A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
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Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!
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raja pakistani ka sms
raja pakistani ka sms
"yaar I am receiving sms daily but not getting any interest coz I am in search of a Rani while the sender name shows to be Rana, so I have decided to sell my cell phone"
pathan pe bijli ka taar gir gaya
Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,
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Usay Yaad Aaya
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Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)
1 memon mutthi me ro
1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha
Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola
Na ro mere rupay me
tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->
height of dehydration..
height of dehydration..
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a cow givin milk powder...
Maine tujhe dekha
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
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Dekhta hi gaya…
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Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>
What will Himesh
What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->
Maine tujhe dekha
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
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Dekhta hi gaya…
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Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>
Breaking News!
Breaking News!
Now call charges will b charged accordng 2 ur brain size.
smaller da size cheaper wil be da call rates.
Congrats U can make free calls now....
Teachr ne SHARAB
Teachr ne SHARAB ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERA SHRAB mai dala to wo mar gya.
Techr:Aap Ne Kia Seekha?
stdn:
SHRAB peenay se PAIT k KEERAY mar jatay hain.
''DEKHO NA .
''DEKHO NA
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KISI NEY BLANK SMS SEND KIYA HAI YE BHI KOI SHARAFAT HAI KYA?''
tawey per para POPCORN
tawey per para POPCORN uchalta kyon hay?
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khud beth ker dekho pata chal jaye ga....
Arz Kia Hy ..
Arz Kia Hy ..
Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy
Wah Wah
Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy
Wah Wah
Aur Saanp Side Main Beth K Hans Raha Hy ... ;->
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