A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!

May, 21 2010 100 chars (1 sms) 3112 views Funny

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Sardar to doctor:
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Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

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Ye lo ik hi seekh bachi

Ye lo ik hi seekh bachi thi tumharay hissay ki khalo tum nay to pocha nahi.

par hamain akelay khanay ki adat nahi.

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I need you....

I need you....

I love u....

I can''t go anywhere without u...

....oh my lovely..

Shoes!
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before the clock str

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity
to let you know that you have grown a year more...
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agar larki ko ulti aaye

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

MORAL .

ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha
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GEO KAMEEENO

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hai

smart

bohot
wo

hai

bheja

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jis
or
hoon
raha
parh
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ko
msg
jo
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stupid

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Na Mumken Hai,
.~.
Kiyou ke.....
.~.

.~.
Don Shadi Shuda hai... :D

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A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

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