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A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
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A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!
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Why Is A Lecturer Greater
Why Is A Lecturer Greater
As Compared To A Mother?
Because A Mother
Can Put Only One Child To
Sleep But A Lecturer
Can Put The
Whole Class To Sleep.:-P
MATHAMETICAL POEM.
MATHAMETICAL POEM.Hum to na 3 me hain na 13 me,Hum se Q 5,7 karte ho,9,2,11 kar k hum ko,Chup k oron se bat karte ho,302 lage gi tum ko,Qatl ki wardat karte ho,420 hai vo jis k liy,Zulf lehra k rat karte ho..!
Qus) What Did YogurT Say To The Milk..?
Qus) What Did YogurT Say To The Milk..??
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Ans) WaTs uP "DuDh".... ;->
Interviewer:What is your birth date? Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)
My Eyes Bear
My Eyes Bear
Uncountable Tears ... :(
B''coz U''re Away From
I Wish U Were Here
To Cut These Onions
Instead Of Me ... ;->
brrrr bbrrrr
Brrrr...
BBRRRR...
BBBRRRRR....
brrr...
BBbRrrRRR
BRRRRR...
PAppu CocaCola Pee raha hai... ;->
''Tumari Yaad Muje is Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~
''Tumari Yaad Muje is
Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~
jJesay taiz Aandi mein
SHAAPER aaty hain..;-)''
MALLIKA dancing public clapping
MALLIKA dancing
public clapping
Remove top
More claps
Removes bra
More claps
Removes panty
SSSilence
Moral of the story
Taali ek hath se nahin
bajti.
Whts The Difference Between Doctors & Lawyers ?? .
Whts The Difference
Between Doctors & Lawyers ??
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The Only Difference
B/w Them
Lawyer Only Robs U
Where As
Doctor Robs U n Kill U
As Well ... ;->
meera says about sania and shoaib
Meera says about Sania and Shoaib:
" Main bohat khush hun that both are
"Sports MAN:-D"
practice makes man perfect
Practice makes man perfect...
Then wat abt woman??
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Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Ae sanam hm to sirf
Teri Bahen se pyar karte He
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