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A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!
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Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,
Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,
Tumara Favrate Actress Kon Hai.
To Pathan Ne Kaha.
Katreena
Kareena
Pretty
Prianka
Amisha
Aur
Shahid Kapoor.
Filmstar Meera ne Geo
Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k
"Ager Main Jhoot Bolon tu Mera Baap Mar Jaye"
Lahore main us Din 26 Log Heart-Attack se Mar gye :-
Free Call From Any Network
Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
Lagey raho..
Lagey raho..
Lagey raho..
mainey khawaab mein daikha k mai Musharaf ki jagah saddar ban gaya hoon,
tum par bhi koi paabandi nahin jo marzi sapney daikho.. ;->
Sufaid Baal
Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?
Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?
Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.
If u r inteligentAns these
If u r inteligentAns these
1-China kis mulk mein hai?
2-14Aug kis date ko ati hai
3-Green rung kis colour ka hota hai?
4-timatar ko urdu mein kya boltai hain?
if any dog attacks you
If Any Dog Attacks You
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Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)
''Sincere Apology:
''Sincere Apology:
If u dont like n e of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u
then plz dont hesitate feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!''
1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,
Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,
kya karu?
Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,
zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...
Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...
Main Tme Aesi Dawa Dun Ga K Tm Jawan Ho Jao Ge
Buzrg Mareez : O Mere Khudaa Toh Main Apni Pension Kese Loon Ga
Telephone Ki Ghanti Bajti Hy
Telephone Ki Ghanti Bajti Hy
Receiver: Kon ?
Caller: Me Chaudry
Receiver: Zaleel , Kameenay , Ghatya Insaan
Caller : Meri Gall Te Suno Main "CYCLE WALA" Chaudry Nahi . . .
Life While Doing M.B.B.S
Life While Doing M.B.B.S
1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In
Medical College
2nd Yr: Kahan Phans
Gaya? Help Me
3rd Yd: Severe
Migraine, Sumtymz
Pagalpan b
4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll
b Over
5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b
Over
House Job: I Did It
Job : I Love Myself
W8 a Min !
Sunthing Is Missing
Ohhh !!! Meri
"JAWANI" ;->
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