Why gals not interest in sports

Why gals not interest in sports
Why gals not interest in sports?

Only 1% gals playing games.

Bcoz

Other 99% gals playing in boys life.
  

May, 13 2010     112 chars (1 sms)     2339 views       Funny

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~ T r u t h ~

Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way ... ;->
1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:

Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.

Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,

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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
Lay Jigar 3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:

Lata Mangeshkar:
03339200068

Fatima Suraiyya Bajiya:
03215659217

Abida Parveen:
03218525363


Ab Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Na Karna.
Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,


Kyun Ki,

Kyun Ki,


SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..
altaf hussain ki maa ki shadi


Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?

Student:
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->
Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.

Dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair Arz kia hy

Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaado''n k Deep



Hato Bachoo,

Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeeeep.. =P ;)
Which Is The Safest Way To See A Shark?






On Television
Pathan:-

ALLAH tu mujhe
100 Rs
de ga to
50 Rs
teri rah main dounga


Raste main usko 50 Rs mile

Pathan Bola:-
ya ALLAH

itna bi bharosa nahi tha apney pehle hee kaat liye pasey
An amazing love story!

Once there was a mosquito and a dog,

who loved each other a lot.

1 day the mosquito got excited

& gave a love bite to d dog.

In response d dog also bcame emotional

& bit d mosquito.

Next day mosquito died of rabies

& dog died of malaria.

WHAT A TOUCHIN STORY IS''NT IT?
In Cricket Match 1 Girl Made Pakistani Flag On Her Cheeks.


A Boy Kissed Her Cheeks And Said "
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I LOVE PAKISTAN "
Hi
Agr Aap Dunya Mein Kamyabi Hasil Krna Chahty Hyn

Tou

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Mehnat Kren, Button Dabany Se Kuch Nhi Hota ;->