The school report gives you

Father:The school report gives you ''D''

for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.

How did you manage that?

Son:Whenever I punch someone,

I apologise

May, 13 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2233 views Funny

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malang and engineers

Long Time ago people who sacrificed thr Love, Youth, Beauty,Friends, Family,Laughter & Happiness
were called "MALANG".

Now,
They r called
"ENGINEERS"

no serial our marriage cd

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->

Surmey ki Factory

Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,

Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hun?
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Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.

Accounts k student ki gaali:-

Accounts k student ki gaali:-

Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,

tu paida kion howa ?

Dunya ka sab se romentic mulk

Dunya ka sab se Romentic Mulk kon sa hai??????
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Pakistan Kyun?
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kyun ka yahan har ghar me
rozana candle light dinner hoti hai.
thank you Wapda

Larki Doctor Se

Larki Doctor Se
Main Jub Cigrette Peeti Hun To Ajeeb Becheni Si
Hoti Hai Main Pehla Kash Leti Hun To Apne Shoes
Utar Deti Hun Dosre Kash Main Socks,

Teesray Kash May Shirt Utar Dayte Hon
Or Chotay Main.....
Dr: Yeh Lo G0LD LEAF Or
Tafseel Say Batao... :P :D ;->

the nine most terrifying words

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...

"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)

sochti thi kab hogi uski shaad

sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.

Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

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Uff Toba..! ! !
Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!!

Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->

I met money one day

I met money one day. I said, ''''You are just a piece of paper.''''
Money smiled and said, ''''Of course I''m a piece of paper, but I haven''t seen a dustbin yet, in my life'''' ;->

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