Ye Watan Humara Hai...

Ye Watan Humara Hai...
Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-
  

May, 12 2010     83 chars (1 sms)     3392 views       Funny

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Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->
AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
.
.
aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay

Zahir he
.

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KHUWAB.. :-D
Wife saw sign board. Banarasi saree 10 Rs.Nylon saree 8/- Cotton saree 5/-
Wife:give me 500 Rs.I''ll buy50 sarees.
Hsbnd=Andhi, istri ki dukan hai
Sardar Goes to Doctor n Say: Badan pe kahin pe bhi ungli lagata hon tu dard hota ha , Doctor Exrays jis entire body and finds that the sardar''s finger is fractured :)
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Na Eid Mubarak

Na Birth Day

Na New Year Mubarak

Sirf Or Sirf

Bush Ko Jota Mubarak
the day i will die and go out of ur life

then

buy some nice & butiful flowers 4 my grave from the money





u r saving by not sending sms 2 me
height of change...!
Are u a high scoring student?




Bored of getting good marks?




Try enginering



Marks se no marks



fark dekhiye sirf 6 mahino mein
OX - Aey Kya Bolti Tu.
COW _ Aey Kya Mein Bolu,
OX _ Sun, Suna, Aati Kya Gosala,
COW - Kya Karu Aake Mein Gosala,
OX _ Ghoomenge, Phirenge, Ghas
Charenge, Gobar Kahenge Or Kya ? -
''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k
behosh ho geya


Aadmi kawwe ko Ghar le gya or
pinjry m band kerdiya

kawwa jaaga tu
bola:
hai Allah jail ho hai
Lagta hai Driver mer gya.''
Most Successful
Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...






































"Yet To Be Seen"
Boss: Itne Kam Kapray Pehan K
Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai.
Girl: Itni Salary Mein Yehi Aata Hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss Ko 3 Months Tak Salary Mat Dena
Sardar 1:yar yeh joray
kahan bantay hain?


Sardar 2:Aasman par


Pehla:Abay shit yar


Doosra:kia hua?


Pehla:main tou darzi ko
day aata...-'';>