Ye Watan Humara Hai...

Ye Watan Humara Hai...
Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-
  

May, 12 2010     83 chars (1 sms)     3348 views       Funny

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Papu k abu ka printing press hai.

pehly jub bijli hova kerti thi to papu ko pora din press pay kam

kerna perta tha mager jub say ap ki hokamat ai hai tab say na bijli

hoti hai na mujhy kaam kerna perta hai..

Pora din moj masti main guzerta hai..

Ferq to paraa hai . . !

Jeo Musharaf . . . ;->
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?

Sardar: Apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain!

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Sabar kaise karte hain :) :)
''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.''
Boy to shopkeeper: Rang gorra karne wali cream hai ?

Shopkeepar: Haan hai.

Boy: To phir lagaty Q nahin ?
mein roz darr jata hun tumhein dekh kar.
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!
SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko jang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega.
~ Truth ~

G o D
m A d E
m A n ...

M a N
m A d E
m O n E y ...

M o N e Y
m A d E
m A n
M a D ... ;->
Son: I Don''t Want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
&
The Kids Hate Me.

Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The




"Principal"