Ye Watan Humara Hai...

Ye Watan Humara Hai...
Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-
  

May, 12 2010     83 chars (1 sms)     3967 views       Funny

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You r a DOG


KyuN Bura Laga Na?



Par Bura Mat Mano



DOG means..

D=Demand

O=Of

G=Girls
Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai Main To Us Se Bada Mahal Banaon Ga,

Aree Mumtaz To Marke Dafan Hui Thi,

Main Tujhay Zinda Hi Dafnao Ga.
Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives.
!!!!!!!!!!! (QB)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............






Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........





"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...







Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!

Judge - Sach Sach
BtaoTum Ne Apni Biwi
Per Kis Waja Se Haath
Uthaya Tha

Mulzim - 3 Baato''n Ki
Waja Se
1. Us ki Kamar Meri
Taraf Thi
2. Us k Haath Me Belan
Nhi Tha
3. Aur Sab Se Bari
Waja, Mere Bhaagne k
Liye Darwaza Khula
Tha ... ;->
Son:Me School Nahi Jaunga.
Mom:Kyu?
Son:Naukri Krunga.
Mom:4thclass Padhkar Kya Kaam Karoge?
Son:3rd Stndrd K Ladkiyo Ka Tution Lunga.
Saving

Is

The Best

Thing ...

Specially

When

Your

Parents

Have

Done

It

For

You ... ;->
Load shading k liye, raho tayaar,.

“HAPPY WINTER SEASON YAAR..!
Saare Gawahon Aur Bayano K Mad-e-Nazar Rakhte Huey Ye Adalat Penal Code Dafa
382 K tehet
Msg Parhne Wale Ko Msg Na Kerne K Jurm Main
''''MEMON'''' Karrar Deti Hai
''Gadhon Ki Race!....
10..
9..
8..
7..
6..
5..
4..
3..
2..
1..
Fire!..

aray Bhago sms bad main prhna..''
Principal: Y R U LATE?

Ur Classmates Came

2gether On Time.

Student: Sir,

Sheeps Always

Come Together.

But Lion Always Comes ALONE
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY