Ye Watan Humara Hai...

Ye Watan Humara Hai...
Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-
  

May, 12 2010     83 chars (1 sms)     4405 views       Funny

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How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?























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...

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3- MONEY

4- ILLNESS

5- DEATH

6- ?



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The Philosopher Replied:

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My Eyes Bear
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K

Khubsurat logon ko is
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Aap to 100%







Save ho

Ufffffff mera kya bany ga*.''
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He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own