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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-
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May, 12 2010
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Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar
Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar
rAhE thE pHr b w0 hANs rHa
tHa frIsHtE nA wJa p0cHI to
usNe kHa k "Mai kHudksH haMLa
Mai Mra hu yE sIr
MerA ha 0r JIsM kIsI or ka.
FAMILY TRADITION
Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!
Sam: It’s a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.
Teacher: What about your mother?
Sam: She’s a woman.
Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka
Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka Pehla Mangetar B Saj Dhaj K Aya Howa Tha
Kisi Ny Pocha K Kia Ap Dolha Hain?
Us Ny Kaha
"Ge Nahe Main Semi Final Mai Knock Out Hogaya Tha"
Remember !
Remember !
Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years
If differences dtill
persist
Just
KILL YOUR WIFE
(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->
Teri eik angrai laine se mera dum
Teri eik angrai laine se mera dum sa nikal jata hai
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aey zalim
aey qatil
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Body spray lagane mein tera kya jata hai.. ;->
Maths Teacher Asks
Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17?
The Boy Replies
They Are HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO... ;->
Two men r talking.
Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
kuch admi dozak mein
Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi
Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy,
Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye
Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein
Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,
Ye Sab Karachi Se Ayen Hen
Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.= P ;->
tumhara naam phool rakhon
Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.
Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.
Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.
Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay. :-)
Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai
Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai
THE END.
kesa tha?
Kya nzar nhi aya?
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ye sirf naik logo ko nazar ata hai.
Sine me dil, Dil me dard,
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri
HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri Neck pAr ajeeb si chEEz hy jise dekh kAr khuf AatA hy,
Wife: Wo kiA ???
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HusbAnd:TumhArA "FAcE" . . . ;-
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