Ye Watan Humara Hai...

Ye Watan Humara Hai...
Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-
  

May, 12 2010     83 chars (1 sms)     3375 views       Funny

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So....









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Latest poem in SCHOOL.
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Osama bin laden and George Bush having a toast at saddam''s residence
SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.

1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"

TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"