id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

May, 12 2010 424 chars (3 sms) 2320 views Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Hum tu 7 asmaaano ki sair kar aye

Hum tu 7 asmaaano ki sair kar aye

sub tarron se dosti kar aye

ek tera khass tha jo sath le ae

Warna ap si sochiye k ap zamin pe kaise aye ?

A mobile is like a

A mobile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When U need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->

I''ve written a poem

I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

friendship is about

Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything
seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being
able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking,
and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I"m grateful.
And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!

Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai

Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???

Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)

A normal human

5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults

A normal human
being cant do all this!

The remaining abnormals are called

DOCTORS..!

Kuch Khana Dedo

Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->

kisan gadi me gehun le ja raha tha

Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya

Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun

.

Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun

Which Department

Which Department Have Great Loss Due To Load Shedding?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Family Planing

Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai, Funny

Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai,

.

.

.

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Kafi hain ya aur likhon?

ipl ne to 11 pakistani reject kiay they faraz

IPL ne to 11 pakistani reject kiay they faraz !

sania ne to pura india reject kar dia

hahahahahahahahah:-D *GEO SHOAIB MALIK*

Shayad barish hone

Shayad barish hone se pehle asman nela na ho,

Shayeed andhi aane se phle mosam pila na ho,

Magar ye to ho he nhi skta k tum so kar utho or
"BISTER GILA"
na ho !!!!!!!!!!!!

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

id like to buy som dog food

more Funny SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages