If I were to make

If I were to make
If I were to make a dictionary:

CUTE=you;

SWEET=you;

THOUGHTFUL=you;

GOOD LOOKING=you;

GORGEOUS=you;

but but but

LIAR=me
  

May, 18 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2468 views       Funny

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written by an African child:

When i born, i black.
When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.
When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.
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When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,
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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
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Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..

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Bas Salam kar ke
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Why Pakstanis are easy to identify?

1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion

2. Re-use of gift papers

3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party

4. Chldren have names rhyming

5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house

6. Keep leftover food in fridge

7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old

8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking

9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty

10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D
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A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu''
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Dosto Ne Pucha K Bivi Ne Kuch Kaha To Nai
Admi Bola Naì Kuch Khas Naì BS YE
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Man 1:
"I m Alwayz Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Bussiness."

Man 2:
"Why, What Do You Do?"

Man 1:
"I''ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers ..." ;->