If I were to make

If I were to make a dictionary:

CUTE=you;

SWEET=you;

THOUGHTFUL=you;

GOOD LOOKING=you;

GORGEOUS=you;

but but but

LIAR=me

May, 18 2010 142 chars (1 sms) 2992 views Funny

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Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle

Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal

Kahin Khud Ko Na Baichna Par Jaye
Petrol K Liye.

"Kash Hum AaPKA mOBILE Number Hote"

"Kash Hum AaPKA mOBILE
Number Hote"

"Har Waqt Aapko Yad To
hOTE"

"Bhale Aap Humain Badal
Datay Par"

"Humse Bicharnay Ki
Khabr To Sabko Detay.;->

Niche aapke liye ''DUSMANI'' ka gift hai

Niche aapke liye ''DUSMANI'' ka gift hai

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danda hai, sir pe maro na tab akal thikane ayegi, dusmani me bhi gift chaiye.!

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

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OK

A white horse fell in the mud... :->

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation

when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation

Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi

Austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi

Kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi

Indian: guldan mai saje gi

pakistani: soche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota
raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag banati ;->

teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!

teacher: what do you want to become?
li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it

Do U know why a sardar ji kept

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.

Sardarji is not sleeping

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k Haq main Dua kerta hy

''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''

Mango Orange Banana Grapes

Mango

Orange

Banana

Grapes

&

Apple

Which is sweet?

Guess?

Dont know?

Arey buddhu ye sab
Sweet nhi hai.

Ye sab Fruits hai.

Sweet to Aap ho :->

Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha

Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha
"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun."

Wife ne jawab dia
"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:

1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,

2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,

3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari

4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai

Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.

Mahina aaram se kat jayega."

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