If I were to make

If I were to make
If I were to make a dictionary:

CUTE=you;

SWEET=you;

THOUGHTFUL=you;

GOOD LOOKING=you;

GORGEOUS=you;

but but but

LIAR=me
  

May, 18 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2845 views       Funny

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The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
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"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->


Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
Aik shaks punjabi se yaar ager mai tumharay sir pe goli maru to? punjabi: yaar mai mar jawan ga yehi sawal angrez se angrez: i will be die. pathan se: pathan: yaar sher wala goli maray ga ya ponstan wala......
A Sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
" Handle With Care "
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
" CANDLE WITH HAIR "



Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.


Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:




Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)
Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->
Kabhi yaad aye to fone ker lena,
Paisy kam hon to SMS ker lena,
Agar Yah bi na ker saky to mobile dahi main daal ker
VIBRATION on kerna,
or lassi bana ke pi lena
Santa apni biwi k offic gaya to dekha Boss k godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa-Chal Laajo,aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi b na ho!.
U R my best frnd.

Bharosa nahi?

Chalo fir Mina-e-Pakistan par chadenge

Me 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kood jana.

Baad me jab tum 1 2 3 bologi

to me kood jaunga... :)
Misbah:

Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy



Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy



Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)

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