In bio practical:

In bio practical:
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
  

May, 25 2010     181 chars (2 sms)     2657 views       Funny

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Small Things Can Hurt A Lot....................
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Example......................
U Can Sit On A Mountain But Not On A Pin........ ;->
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.


Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
Pathan:-

ALLAH tu mujhe
100 Rs
de ga to
50 Rs
teri rah main dounga


Raste main usko 50 Rs mile

Pathan Bola:-
ya ALLAH

itna bi bharosa nahi tha apney pehle hee kaat liye pasey
Cutest Love Story:


A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.

Whats Happening?


Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.

Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)
student''s problem
kuchh badli hui takdir nazar aati hai,
yaado ki ek zanzeer nazar aati hai,
padhe v to kya padhe,
har page pe ladkiyo ki tasveer nazar aati hai.


Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?


To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->
• When I send SMS to u, it doesn''t mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted
''A Bicycle Can''t Stand On It''s Own





Why ... ?





Think !!





Because








It''s Two-Tired ... ;->''
Meera says about Sania and Shoaib:





" Main bohat khush hun that both are






"Sports MAN:-D"
Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"



Kameeni jate hue mujhe
MR.BEAN keh gai..
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:

Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?

Pathan:

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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.