What is BUSINESS ?

What is BUSINESS ?


What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!
  

May, 25 2010     473 chars (3 sms)     1939 views       Funny

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PAHELI Of THE DAY.

Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.


Who Let You Get On
The Horse ....
You Witch''s Child ... ???






Can''t Understand ... !!!







Its English Vrsion
Of Song





Tenu Ghori Kinney
Charhaya Bhootni K ;->
Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
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Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
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Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.
Smart man + smart woman = Romance

Smart man + dumb woman = Affair

Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy


This is my head ….

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Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
I am feeling much better now:-)
Roz roz ki mulaqaton kotum ne bhula diya...


Lot kar




aa jao



please




main ne




yaqeen karo



"MORTIEN"
Bhuja diya
1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi

Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)
1 Aurat Ne Bare Fakhar Se Kaha
Kuda Ka Shukar Ha k Is Ne Mujhe
Mard Nahe Banya Agr Mard Hoti
Tou Phr Mujhe kisi
Aurat Se Shadi Krni Parti.>
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai
Dil CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paaoge


Wah Wah


DIL CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paoge

Q Ki
Dard To Mere SIR Me He..
pathan to doctor : puuray jism
main kaheen bhee ungli lagaon
to bohat dard hota hai doctor
suggested full body XRay
When he checked XRay , he
found frecture in his ungli