: I Have Changed My Mind.

: I Have Changed My Mind.
Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One Work Better?
  

May, 14 2010     76 chars (1 sms)     2924 views       Funny

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Mat perh...
mat perh...
chour day...
mat perh...aray janay day...
abay janay day....




chal merra kiya jata hai perhi ja...
main nay kuon sa agay kuch likha hai
FunnY BuT tRuE...!

Pakistan is like a fatherless family where Millitary is a young strong
But disobedient son,
Judiciary is like a constrained mother who sides the son to run her house.

Nation is like an aging daughter who is never consulted and remains unmarried

But fucked often.
SoMetiMes wEn u Crying,No1 seEs ur teArs;
wEn u r WorriEd, No1 seEs ur pAin;
wEn u r haPPy,No1 seEs Ur SmiLe


LeKiN
Ek PAAD kyA Maar Lo saAre dEkhnE LagtE hAin
1 Aamaq Dosre Amaq Se:
Aray Yar!Agr Talaab Jal Jye To Machliho Ka Kya Hoga?

Dosra Amaq:

Aray Tum B Pagal Ho Atna B Nai Smjte Machliya Darkhat Par Chadh Jayege.!
Mera dil e kenda k 80 kal 20 7 7 san .... 80 aj 20 7 7 an.... Aye dil kal 20 83 ....Aey Dil aaj 20 13 aye... menu 10....13 dil 20 ehi kehnda na??

Karachi K Halat!

"Paint Shirt"
Pheno Tu Pathan Nahe Choraengy,

"Shalwar Qamez"
Pheno Tu MQM Walay Nahe Choraengy.

"Chaddi Banyan"
Pehno Tu Taleban Nahe Chroaegy,

Or "Kch Na Pehno"
To Awam Nahe Choregi.

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD.
Benazir ko goli lgi,
bkhtawar asfa rone lgi,
rote rote bhok lgi,
khale bilawal mom phli,
mom phli me dana nhi,
zrdari tmhara papa nhi
pnjab wale bche, musharf bhai sache, sache sche jayenge shekh rashid ki dulhan layenge,

conda leza kali, so nkhro wali,

ek nkhra tot gya bush ka mu toot gya.
Dil Cheer k B Dekho Ge To Dard Dhoond Na Pao GA





DOST





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Dard Mere Dil Mai Nahi

"Sar" Mai Hy

(,")>/)( <"\_ UuFF penadol hai tmhary pas...
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”


Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,


Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,


Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti





Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!
ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->
Apnay 2007 k Gunah Mitany
k liye 101 bar is Mantar ko parho..



"East Or West"
"hAmY Is The Best"

Ab Edit Ker K Apna Naam
Likh K Eik or Gunah Mat Karna ;->