: I Have Changed My Mind.

: I Have Changed My Mind.
Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

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May, 14 2010     76 chars (1 sms)     3076 views       Funny

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Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.

Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:

"Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"


Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:

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Abbu Main Hon. :-)
Keep the dictionary on, on ur mobile. Then cover the LCD with ur hand & type 96802730204732803665


(HAPPY APRIL FOOL"S DAY!)
Dulha Apni Nai naveli Dulhan ka ghunghat uthatay hoye

" darling meri doo hi kamzoriyaan hain aik aurat or dosri mardana kamzori "
chandni raat main sone se pehle.

khawbon ki dunia mein khone se pehle.

maine socha tumhe yaad dil doon.

maine socha tumhe ehsas dild doon

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susu kar k sona.
Professor- Would You Like To Marry

A Girl 20yrs Younger Or 20 Yrs Older To You?

Student- It Depends On Who''s Is Beautiful,

Whether Your Daughter Or Your Wife.
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kisi ne bilkul khali msg bheja he.''
This is an SMS

























Maan liya! Lagta hai tumhari grammer kamzor hai


Asli sentence hai,


This is a SMS
Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie

RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?

Student-Ummeed Mat Haro

Shadi K Bhad B Ladki Pat Sakti Hai.
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Wo mujhe keh k chali gai GO TO HELL



But pApPu keh raha hai...

AAL IZ WELL..!
AAL IZ WELL..! ;->
''''Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!''
''MUNNA BHAI

abay sarkit
ye beta
agar bina daaton kay kutta katy to kya kerny ka

SARKIT

simple bhai
boly to
bina sui k 14 injection lagany ka...''
Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS
MBBS bole to Dr
Dr bole to kya?
Bole to chal chadi utar INJECTION lgane ka :p