: I Have Changed My Mind.

Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One Work Better?

May, 14 2010 76 chars (1 sms) 3222 views Funny

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1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana

''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana .

But why ?

Kiun k aap ka naam change ho sakta hai. But how ?

Because jo jeeta wohi "Sikandar"...=P;->''

girls are selfish

Classic example to prove " Girls r Selfish"
...
When i was child,many Girls wanted to kiss me.
I Allowed
&
Now i want to kiss many Girls ,but no one Allows!!:p

Father:P

Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd,Omg!
... R U Riya
No

Anu?
No

Pari?
No
Jasi?
No

Lady in confusion

No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son :P :D

Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho,

Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai,
Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana
Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai..

There was a couple.

There was a couple. They were very happy and everyone thought they would end up together. But the girl left him. He was all heart-broken cos he thought he had found true love! After his chic breaks up with him, he feels like peeing. So he goes to the restroom. He suddenly realizes that the zipper of his pants have vanished!! how did this happen????

A Poster on TV

A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!

Lo Jee! Mitran Di Pur-Zor F

Lo Jee!
Mitran Di Pur-Zor Frmaish, Tay Awam Day Jazbat Di Tarjmani Wastey...
Ik Wari Fair Paish Aye..

Na ZUBAN Se
Na MISS CAL Se
Na SMS Se
Na PHONE Se
Na POST Se
Na E-MAIL Se
DIRECT
;+""+.+""+;
+ DIL SE +
"+.
.+""+"

WAPDA Walyan Di Maa Di ...

Biryani kana y ki dua!

Biryani kana y ki dua!
Niyat karta hoon Main 4 plate biryani ki,
Vastey 15,20 boti"k",
Bama zarda,raita aurbb salad"k"
Muon mara deigh ki taraf,
Bismillah

5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions

5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions

Waterproof towel

Solar powerd tourch

Book on how to read

Pedal powerd wheelchair

Umbrella with holes to see its raining,:-

Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Jo Naik Ho.

5 Waqt Namaz Prhti Ho.

Parda B Krti Ho.

Rozy B Rkhti Ho

Beta: Ammi Aap Ne Meri

Shadi Krwani Hy

Ya DAMM Krwana Hai? ;->

I will lend you

I will lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to you, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you but i can not lend you my heart because it already belongs to you.

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: I Have Changed My Mind.

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