jigar

Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver ..
Nahi Samjhay?????
Lo Urdu main Parho …
Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa bari Aag hai..

Nov, 29 2012 170 chars (2 sms) 3607 views Funny

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"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi"

Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"
Is per Bari bee boli...

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->

If You Are Going To

If You Are Going To Do Something
Tonight .....

That

You Will Be Sorry For
Tommorow Morning .....

Sleep Late That Dun Have To
Get Up In The Morning ..... ;->

teachr tum bade ho

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY

memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

miss call thi

Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gai
Wo apne ghar ko bacha na saka
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Kyun k wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko....
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Miss call hi karta raha ..!!

Paani Ka MaZak

Paani Ka MaZak Kese Udaoge??
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Paani Ko Garam Karo Aur Nahao Hi Mat!

There is a great saying ...

There is a great saying ...
"If u want to b Great,
u must walk with Great people"...

seriously,I hav no objection.
you can walk with me

Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?

Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Acha Mithae khaogay?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Acha Icecream?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Chocolate?

Beta: Nhi naaaaa

Mama: Baap pe gaya hai THAPPAR hee khayga.....

ali mama main bara

Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.

everything is pre written

Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/GooD MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->

mere marne ke baad

mere marne ke baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
mere marne k baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
wo khidki pei aai aur boli
SALA YEI BHI TAPAK GAYA

We live in a "COUNTRY"

We live in a "COUNTRY"

1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.

2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

Wat a NATION!

Spread the awareness the change v need,

Wake up PAKISTAN

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