jigar

jigar
Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver ..
Nahi Samjhay?????
Lo Urdu main Parho …
Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa bari Aag hai..
  

Nov, 29 2012     170 chars (2 sms)     3581 views       Funny

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Pathan:Yara abhi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?


Dost: Khaansi to band hogaya hai par saans ruk ruk k aa raha hai.


Pathan:Koi baat nahi ALLAH karega wo bhi jaldi band hojayega.
Do U Know The Rules To Succeed In Life. . . ??
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Nahi Pata.
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Ok

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Nahi Pata Tou Scroll Q Kr Rahe Ho. Mujhe B Nahi Pata . . . ;->
3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ''Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'' And the other 2 die immediately. Why???????




Coz..

It was a HIT song
:)
Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…



Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain… ;->
Q-
What''s The Most
Wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
Accountants Can Do ... ?

















Ans-
Go Into Town
And
Gang-Audit Someone ... ;->


Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?



Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai



Police officer hans K bola:
Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais



Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais










Tan ? = Perpendicular Upon Base ... ;->
Mulana Fazl-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Huey . . .

Reporter: Aap K Haath Main Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Aap Kia Parhte Hain Tasbeeh Par ?

Mulana: Main Ayatal Kursi Parhta Hoon

Reporter : Aap Itni Jaldi Jaldi Ayatal Kursi Parh Lete Hain

Mulana: Main Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wja Se Kursi Kursi Parhta Hoon ;->
At the bus stop a man
enterd the bus and
shouted out loudly




"Dont try to move from
your seats











Sheeda kulfian wala aap
chal k twaday kol aaey
ga...................-;>
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
Shetonon k school ki
atendence:


yajuj majuj? yes sir!


bhot?yes sir!


drakola?yes sir!
zakut?
zakuta?
zakuta jin?
ZAKTA G




button dabana choren phe atandance bolen..->?
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.