Attendence..

Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

May, 25 2010 133 chars (1 sms) 2382 views Funny

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''mobile deshese CALL

''mobile deshese
CALL

chicken ka maza
SMS

sabzi ka maza
MISS CALL

daal ka maza
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faaqa

AJJ KUCH MELEYGA YA FAAQA KARNA PAREGA. ?

10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha

Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"

BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."

"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->

Arz kiyA hAi . . .

Arz kiyA hAi . . .

ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE sitAM

WAh WAh

ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE SitAM

wAh wAh

KhudA ki KAsAM
EID khAtAm... :d ;->

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

"Think of the Day"

"Think of the Day"

Agar aik Army Person:Minister, President, Vice Chancler, Governor etc ban sakta hay to phir

Aik Civlian, Core Comandr, General or Chief A.Staff kyoun nahi ban sakta...

bryour birth day i

Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

dr ne 1 pagal se poocha

Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?

pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon

Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?

Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.

Kanjusi ka matlab kya?

Kanjusi ka matlab kya?

Na call, na sms mila?

Parh parh msg hasda ja?

Saadi ker na koi parwah?

Mera balance muka?

Te apne set nu taala la

''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)

Memon Boss 2 worker:

Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat Se kam Kia,islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu,

Agar isi Tara kam Karogeto agle Sal ispar sign kardunga

first million bucks

A l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!

Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)

Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

"Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge"

Ladka: "Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"

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