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. . .. . .Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .
Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .
Jo Humare Nau-Jawano Ko Tabah Ker Rahi Hai . . .
Aao Mil K Is Lanat Ka Khatima Karen . . .
1 Packet Aap Khatam Karo
1 Packet Hum Khatam Kerte Hain . . . ;->
A Public Service Message For U
A Public Service Message For U
"Biryani Khaiye
Qabal Is K
Aap Ki Biryani Khai Jaye ..."
Message Brought To You By
"STUDENT BIRYANI" ;->
Kaha Gayab Ho Gaye Ho Saray ...
Kaha Gayab Ho Gaye Ho Saray ...
Koi Sms Koi Bhi Nahi Karta
.... .... .... .... .... .... .... ....
Cyber Crime Ordinance Abe Lagoo Nae Howa :S
Teacher To Pathan:
Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born?
Pathan Proudly Says: In Khyber PakhtonKhua
Teacher: Spell It.
Pathan: I Think I was Born in N.W.F.P. :-)
WEN thing go fills
WEN thing go fills ur Heart Wen tears flow in ur eyes, Always say These Words... . . . . A Ganpat Chal Daru La ....;-}
Breaking News
Breaking News: Nawab Akbar Bugti is alive.
He escaped from the back side of cave on his Honda CD70 and was shouting
"MAIN TE HONDA EE LAYSAAN"!
chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,
chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,
chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,
Qabr khudwai
A : u r Active
A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
a man loves his s
A man loves
his sweetheart the most,
his wife the best,
but his mother the longest.
Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:
Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:
"Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge"
Ladka: "Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,
Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"
Weekend Ko
Weekend Ko Weekend Kyu Kehte Hai ??????
Coz Ppl''s Mind And Body Are
Weakend After Duty Days
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