Attendence..

Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

May, 25 2010 133 chars (1 sms) 2979 views Funny

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abey apne kam se kam rakh

Aaj
achanak
hath
pe
ek ansu
gira
main ne
us
se
poocha
ay
aansu
tum
kyun
bahir
aaye
ho?

Aansu bola:

"Abey apne kam se kam rakh"... ;->

1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai

1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.

Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.

Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:

"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)

Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,

Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,
Saddam bhi Pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi,
Tum bhi Dekhte nahi....
Lagta hai dharti per ache din agaye..

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"

Magar?

"Khudkushi Haram Hai".

Baniye ki wife bimaar

Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena

GIRL- "i want to

GIRL- "i want to end our reltionship.. I am going to return everything u gave me..."

BOY-"Ok then., Let''s Start with Kisses

befor and after

Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202..

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

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Nice na...?? =P ;->

Golden Words.:

Golden Words.:

" A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,

Is More Safe Then

A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."

Akbar:Anarkali tjhe kya chahye

Akbar:Anarkali tjhe kya chahye

"Taj"ya"Takht"?

Anarkali:
Jahanpanah mujhe na Taj chahye aur na hi Takht

mujhe sirf 1 naya Connection chye

Talk shak ka :-)

Aik Afsurda poem

Aik Afsurda poem
: =
Phoolon ki malka,
Baharoon ki shehzadi..

Phoolo ki malka
Baharo ki shehzadi...
.
.
Dil torr k chali gae..
Kutti,kameeni, haramzadi!!!

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->

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