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May, 25 2010
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tanha dekh k mjhse faraz ne kaha.. apka doston ne apko bhula dya hoga... mene muskra k jawab diya.... wo beawafa nai tharki hain kisi larki ka number hath agaya hoga........
yai dunia kia hai
yai dunia kia hai
?
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gum kadarya hai....
toti band kar do lota baher gaya hai :P
Aadat Or Ada Me
Aadat Or Ada Me Ye Farq Hai-
Road K Nal Se Paani Pina-
Garib Piye To Aadat,
Amir Piye To Ada;
Ab Sms Ko Hi Le Lo-
Me Bheju To Aadat,
Aap Bhejo To ADA
Question: Suna he k:
Question:
Suna he k:
Qurbani K janwar Ko chand-raat me Chhuriyan nazar ati hein
agar ye such hy
to
larkiyon ko mehndi ki raat ko kia nazar ata hoga?
Reply me
"I f O u r C o n s t i t u t i o n
"I f
O u r
C o n s t i t u t i o n
A l l o w s
U s
F r e e
S p e e c h
Than
W h y
A r e
T h e r e
P h o n e
B i l l s ..." :=O ;->
Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
Main Reason :
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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!
D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra
D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra Connection Kis K Sath Hota Hai?
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Apko To Pata
Hona Chahiye
?
?
?
?
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Poket Sayyyyy
Mujh ko naya
Mujh ko naya zamana hairat me dalta hai,
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.
Jis ka gala dabaaon woh ankhien nikalta hai . . . ;->
A bOy Goes To See
A bOy Goes To See NighT clUb dAncE,
His Mom GetS angrY & AskS Him:
DiD yOu See AnythIng thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See.
Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!
BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ
BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ
KiTaBiEn UlAt PuLaT KaR K ChAlE JaTe Ho,
MaGaR AaJ TaK TuM AiK BhI
KiTaB NaHe Le KaR GaYe
LaRkA:JaNaB MaI ToU HaR
RoZ 1,Ya 2 KiTbIeN Le JaTa Ho Ab
ApP Ko PaTa NaHe
ChAlTa ToU MaI KiA KaRo . . . :-P;->
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Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.
Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?
Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.
Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?
Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)
"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham"
"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham"
Jinn hazrat nein Dhaan kee paneeree kasht kar lee hai aur wo kheiton mein lagana chahtey hein wo in cheezoon ka khayal rakhein.
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