Attendence..

Attendence..
Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
  

May, 25 2010     133 chars (1 sms)     2858 views       Funny

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Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)
Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai.....per kiya kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai!