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MENTAL HOSPITAL VAN
Pagalon ko uthane i hai, Apko meri dosti ki qasam BHAG JAo.''
  

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I love u bolo







mjy nai

apny jevan sthi ko

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ab thankx kr k shrminda na karna..
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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A white horse fell in the mud
Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->
''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa
main kis sy karon Dost..
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.Yahan her Dost kehta hai,
Tujse SET nahi ho rhi to Number mujhy de de.....''


Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
''*I
*Miss
*You


Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain


Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain


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Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen''
''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?

Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.

Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?

Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.''
MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:


Laash Paani MEIN teirti kyu hai?



Kyunki...



Doobne ke liye zindagi chaahiye!!
Dear Customer!

We Remind U The Date Of Ur Bathing Validity Of 1 Year Has Almost Come 2 An End So Pls Take A Bath On This

"EID"

From:

JAZZ:

AUR NAHAOO ;->
Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana

Gayen To Koun Se Styal Me Gange.




























Socho. . .



































QAWWALI

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Are U Free Now

Shall I Call U ???


































Zyada Khush Mat Ho

Aise Hii Kuttay Ki Awaz Sun''ne Ka Dil Ker Rha Hy
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin



Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko



Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,

Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano