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MENTAL HOSPITAL VAN
Pagalon ko uthane i hai, Apko meri dosti ki qasam BHAG JAo.''
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May, 24 2010
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Q: Mohabbat Ho Jati Hai Ya Kerni Parti Hai...
Q: Mohabbat Ho Jati Hai Ya Kerni Parti Hai........?
Ans: Agar Khoobsurat Ho to Ho Jati Hai
AUr Agar Ameer Ho To Kerni Parti Hai
Panjabi Women
''A punjabi women talking in english to a Docter About Sick Child
my Kaka is ill ek Week Da,
Na eat da,na Sleep da,
Bs weep Da teh Cheekh da,
nl nak v leak da
If U Need Original Tigers
If U Need Original Tigers
Nail For Ur Chain Locket
Contact Me Immediately
Bcos M Cuttin
My Nails 2moro.
Booking Close Today
seedhi baat
Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?
Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..
Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas
Zubaida apaaaaa
In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :-P
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Aishwrya Is A Film Star
Saniya Mirza Is A Tenis Star
Wasim Is A Criket Star
And
"Khalid Is A SMS STAR.!!
an idea can change ur life
AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE
But,
A woman can change your IDEA..
So,
Always change
Women
to change
IDEA(S)
WHAT AN IDEA
Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.
Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.
WHY?
His Wife Deliverd a Baby.
Doctor sent Him SMS,
"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".
Sardar forwarded it 2 all.
1 pathan or uski
1 pathan or uski B.V riksha main aakar beithe
to driver ne shisha set kiya
pathan chillaya or bola
tum hamara B.V ko dekhta hai
tum peche betho riksha ham chalaye ga,
dad son what do y
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???
Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???
bcoz
In a BALANCE SHEET,
Liabilities r on left side
&
Assets r on right side!
bijli chali gai
jisey dil diya wo dili chali gai
jisey piar kia wo poona chali gai
jisey ishq kia wo itly chali gai
majboor hoker socha
khudkushi ker loon
per bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai.
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