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Pagalon ko uthane i hai, Apko meri dosti ki qasam BHAG JAo.''
  

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Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?

Lalu:- I am INDIAN!

Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?

Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...




1 sardar: chal police ko de atay hain.




2nd sardar: agar koi bomb rastay main phat gaya to?





1 sardar: jhoot bol deinge k 1 hi mila tha.
Agar Aap Mein
TALENT Hy
Salahiyat Hy
Aitmad Hy
Kuch Kar Dikhana Chahte HoTo Apna Time Zaya Mat Karo
Aj Hi Join Karo
"LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS"Unka BANDAR Mar Gaya He!
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ye Ghada apka ha?
Agr nahe to isko aagay bhejte raho jiska hoga wo rakh lega
Ek baar ek baccha apne daadiji ke kaan me ek laal mirch daal deta hai. But instead of scolding the child, daadi starts laughing. Bolo why?
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.Mirchi sun.ne waale always khush... (Radio Mirchi 98.3FM)
You can do so much in 10 minutes time. . .

Ten minutes, once gone, are gone for good. . .

Divide your life into 10-minute units



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sacrifice as few of them as possible in meaningless activity." ;->
MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:


Laash Paani MEIN teirti kyu hai?



Kyunki...



Doobne ke liye zindagi chaahiye!!
1 khus kush hamlawar ne taliban se kaha
Sir G: Barud zara kam dala karo

pichli dafa hamara banda, jannat se 350 kilometer agay nikal gaya tha.
3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.
2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->
MUSHARRAF''s
ROZGAR SCHEME:

Army Join Kijeye
"APNO SE JANG
GERON K SANG".

Salary:
10,000

Medical:
Free

Home Rent:
Free

Commision:
1 Mulla Maarne Per
500 RS.
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MEDIL
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USA Tour
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Group Photo
With BUSH.

Dozakh Me.

What R U Waitin 4 ?
Go Ahead n Apply 4 It.
Opportunity Never Come Back...
Hurry UP....
Farishte Ne Memon Se Puchha,
"Batao Tum Dozakh Me Jana Chaho Ge Ya Jannat Me?"


Memon Ne Chaalaki Se Puchha,
"PEHLE Mere Ko Bata K Kraya Kiska Kam Hai;-D
someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.


signs common in bihar trains -
aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.