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MENTAL HOSPITAL VAN
Pagalon ko uthane i hai, Apko meri dosti ki qasam BHAG JAo.''
  
May, 24 2010     147 chars (1 sms)     2142 views       Funny

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Girl comes late to the class. prof: y r u late ?
Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
pappu arz karta hy



"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..

TEri YAAd mE HuM itnA Kho gAyE..

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POTTY kArtAy kArtAy wAhiN Soo gAyE... ;->
Real Fact Of D Millenium.
Real Fact Of D Millenium.

"Whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,

It''ll Surely Hit..

A Dog

Or

N ENGINEER." :-)
1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya
1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya . . .

Pathan Se Kisi Ne Poocha : Khan Sahab Kia Hua ?

Khan Replied: PAPER WEIGHT Se Kell Thonk Raha Tha . . . Hum Ko Kisi Ne Kaha KHOPRI Istimal Karo . . . ;->
What Will Bunty Say
What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time????

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Hieeeeeeee !!!
''Promise me we are true friends
''Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey.....PoOoOoH!!
pathan ki girlfriend
pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"



bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->
pathan to pessenger
Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?



Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;-P
The owner of the
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with
his inside outside his inside inn.
exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.








And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.
Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.




Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
somebody up there lo
Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!

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