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MENTAL HOSPITAL VAN
Pagalon ko uthane i hai, Apko meri dosti ki qasam BHAG JAo.''

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acca is still tough

GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE

Example:

3+3=?

Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.

Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei

Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei John Hai Par Bipasha Nahin..

Aur Bipasha Hai Par John Nahin..

Dhoom Mei John Thaa Bipasha Nahin.
Dhoom 2 Mei Bipasha Thee John Nahin.

Mosafir taxi drive

Mosafir taxi driver se: yar morr aahista kata karo dar lagta hai..
Taxi Driver: Sahab is mein darne ki kiya bat hai ap bhi meri tarhan morr per ankhan band kar liya karain..

Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.

Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)

HUSBAND vs WIFE

As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

1 murghi ko qatal karo

1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.

Oil mein Use GHUSAL do.

Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!

PtA dEcLaReD

PtA dEcLaReD tHaT sEnDiNg MsJ Ab0uT"FaRaZ" Is uNeThIcAl & c0nSiDeReD cRiMe.YoUr sIm wiLL b bLokEd iN cAsE Of vIoLaTi0n.

GeO NeWz

LaMbI LaMbI cHoR k GeO..;->

Sharabi Chooha

Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola:
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"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"

Phool Khil Kar Udaas Hai

Phool Khil Kar Udaas Hai

Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Piyaas Hai

Ek Baar AAP Muskura Do

QK,

HAM Ko Dunya Ki

Sab Se

"KHOFNAAK"
MUSKURAHAT
Ki Talaash Hai.

Ya Rab Dil-e-Qaid Ko E Zinda Tammana De

Ya Rab Dil-e-Qaid Ko E Zinda Tammana De

Tu Khwab K Pyase ko Tabeer Ka Darya De

Is Bar Barabar Me Aaye Aisi Parosan

Jo Dil Ko Garma De Aur Ruuh Ko Tarpa De . . . ;->

What Is The Extent Of Poverty.....???

What Is The Extent Of Poverty.....???

When A Girl Is Ready To Kiss U For Only 2 rupees

And YOU HAVE ONLY 1 RUPEE....

I’m engaged with someone

Boy- I Love you.
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Girl- I’m engaged with
someone

and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.

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Boy(after long thinking)

“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”

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