Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do

Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do
Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do


Faraz


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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->
  

May, 13 2010     99 chars (1 sms)     2530 views       Funny

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Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study Because....

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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.

Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)
Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?

Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)

Ladies
N
Gentalmen
Please
Put
Ur
Handz
Together
For
Clap
ND
Welcome
Dis
Outstanding
Sms
To
Ur
Inbox
By
Brillant
Txter..;->
aik larki hai jo kaali hai
fitrat ki bari niraali hai
aankhoon main hai kuch kuch kashish
aur khana -e- dimaagh khaali hai
''I want U to know that U are very important to me, It''s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON''T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...''
whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls?








chipkA-l33
Some Translations in Urdu...!!

Wassup babe..?
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Munni,upar kya hai..?

Listen buddy,dat chick is mine..!
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Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..!

R u nuts..?
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Kya aap akhrot hain..?

Rock da party..!
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Patthar maro jashan mein..!

Lets hangout..,
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Chalo bahar lataktey hain.....
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .


Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?


Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->


Weather Report Mein Bataya Gya Hai
k Yeh Taiz Hawa Apne Sath Sub
Bagirton Ko ley Jay Gi
Is Ley Ap Chaat Per Maze Lene Na Ana
Warna Kidnap Ho Jo Gay...=P;->
Agar Tum 90 Baar Koi Gunaah Karo
Phir Bhi Sirf 45 Baar Pakre Jaoge . . .


Batao Kyun . . . ? ? ?

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Sin 90 = Cot (Caught) 45 ;->
Phool Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia Kharab Karti Hein

wah wah wah
phool kharab nahi hota
makhia kharab karti hein

Bacha Kharab nahi hota bachiyan kharab krti hain;)

Friends ''''Ballons'''' Ki Trha Hote Hyn
Ek Baar Haath Se Choot Jaye''n
Tou Wapis Nahi Aate
Is Liye Main Sochta Hoon
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''''Tumhari Hawa Nikal Ker
Apne Paas Hii Rakh Loon'''' ;->