Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do

Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do
Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do


Faraz


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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->
  

May, 13 2010     99 chars (1 sms)     2488 views       Funny

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