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2)Hamesh.
DoNo ka kAm aWam kO pErshAn kArNa hai ...=P;->
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Ek Sawal Dimagh Se Jawab Dena
Ek Sawal
Dimagh Se Jawab Dena
Ek Pathan K 3 Bachy Hen
Dosry Ka Nam Pinto Hy Tu
Phele Ka Or Tesray Ka Kya Nam Hoga
Shocho
Nai Pata
Pin-1
Pin-2
Pin-3 ;->
Larkion Ki Adaein Aaj Tak Samaj Nai Ayi . . . .
Larkion Ki Adaein Aaj Tak Samaj Nai Ayi . . . .
" Kuch Kehdo Tu Muo Phula Leti Hain Aur Kuch Kardo Tu Peait Phula Leti Hain . . . . "
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,
Our Son Steals It.
I Don''t Know What To Do About It
Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.
He''ll Never Touch!
Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha
Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha
Friend: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Aur kia karoon? Main jis lerki ko bhulna chah raha hoon,uska naam hi yaad nahin aa raha.
Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo
Teacher: Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo
Sab Se Zyada Boley Jatey Hain?
Student: Mujhe Nahi Pata.
Teacher: Shabash, Baith Jao..!
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...
Socho...........
Socho............
A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
ke 3 din select karta Hun
Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu
Std-Theek hai ji,
Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas
ke 3 din select karta Hun
wife yesternight i
Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream
That U Were Sending Me
Jewellery And Clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I Saw
Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!
Lawyer:
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Musibat ka Syrup ho tum,
Musibat ka Syrup ho tum,
Tension ka Capsule ho tum,
Aafat k Injection ho tum,
Per kya keren Jhelna parta hai, kyon k DOSTI ka Oxygen ho tum.
bhikari kuch khana
Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo
Admi:
Tamatar Khao
Bhikari:
Roti dedo
Admi:
Tamatar Khao
Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun
Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->
Just Shut Up
Just Shut Up
Ok !
Dont Try To Be Over Smart
Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakha Karo
Nonsence
Idiot
Selfish
I
Said
To
My Heart
When It Asked Me
To
Stop
Missing U . . . :)
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