Ek calculator dusre

Ek calculator dusre
Ek calculator dusre calculator ko kya bola?

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.."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho? )
  

May, 20 2010     104 chars (1 sms)     2555 views       Funny

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Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,

Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya
Dog:Where are you going?

Ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident.

Since we have the same blood group,

I am going to donate some blood for him.


Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..
JAb

Tumhari

Shadddi

Ho

Gi

Tu

Tumhari

Biwi

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Pait

Main


Mera

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BHATIJA ho GA


Sale Dost pe Shak KArta HA :D
Night Was Dark

Moon Was High

Boy Stopped His Bike

Girl Asked Why ? ? ?

Boy Came Close

She Felt Shy


He Told In Her Ear










DHAKKA MAAR

PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Dear . . . ;->
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.
Why Did God Created Gap
Between
Thumb & 1st Finger Of Ur Feet ? ? ?




















Ta K Tusi
Hawai Chappal Pa Sako . . . ;->
I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar


Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai


Tera Humsafar

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Kia haal hai? =P ;)
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?