Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat

Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat
Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat Pe Log Marte Hain..?

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Mujhe Bhi Ek Banda Marwana Hai..
Zaraa Time Nikaal K Aana
  

May, 17 2010     133 chars (1 sms)     2393 views       Funny

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Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?
Bhagwan Duniya par BEER peene aya. 12 bottles pine ke baad Sardar ne Pocha " aap ko Charhti Kyu Nahi?
Bahgwaan: Main Baghwaan hon.
Sardar: Charh Gai hai salay Ko.
1 hai Billu 1 hai Gullu 1 hai Ullu Billu six class main parh raha hai, Gullu seven class main parh raha hai, ore ore Ullu sms parh raha hai hehehehe......
Tee Quotes

1- stupidity isn''t a crime, so you''re free to go.
2-When i''ll be married,I''ll be out from the list of stupids.
Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya

phir ek machir shiekh pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha "Khareedo Gaye?"
''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,
But How You Forgive.

Not How You Listen,
But How You Understand.

Not How You See,
But How You Feel.

Not How You Let Go,
But How You Hold On.''


American Police chOR pakrnay k Liay Soonghnay wAllay kuTTay rakhtay hain,,
Jab k Pakistani POLice Kuttay Nahi rAkhti kYUn k wo SoonghtAy hUay POlice Station Puhanch jatay Hain..


An unmarried girl''s request:
Is msg ko itna phela den k ye hamare hone waley HUSBAND tk pohnch jaye

"Kahan hein ap?
Kab ain gey?
Apni ami ko jaldi bhejein.
Mene or nahi parhna.":-(
plz fwd!:-P
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!

MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I''m Unmarried.

Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!
Mareez: ap ki nurse bhot ache hai... us ne hath lagaiya or mai thek ho gaiya..!!!! :)
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Doctor: pata hai "THAPER" ki awaz ander tak aye the...!!! :P
teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?

bachay:nhi peean gay..

teacher:lerkion ka peecha nhi karo gay aur na hi unhain chero gay?

bachay:nhi karain gay...

teacher:is watan k liye apni zindagi qurban karo gay???

bachay:ker dain gay aise zindagi ka aur kerna b kia hay....
A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.

The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby

That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,

Fuming

She Says To A Man Next To Her

The Driver Just Insulted Me!

The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.