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Hight of friendship:
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Hight of friendship:
Hight of friendship:
Hight of friendship:
bush''s daughter marryin laden''s son n deir kid is named george bin laden!!!
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May, 19 2010
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Why Is A Lecturer Greater
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Because A Mother
Can Put Only One Child To
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Can Put The
Whole Class To Sleep.:-P
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Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!
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Student: Wo DSP Hain.
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foreign trip
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
Agar Tum Kisi Ghareeb
Agar Tum Kisi Ghareeb
Ko Us Ka Haq Nahi Dila
Sakte Tou Jo us k Paas
Hy Wo Bhi Cheen Lo
Asif Ali Zardari ... ;->
marriage is like a public toilet
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...
1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho
2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni
"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
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paj paj k jao te
Raj Raj k Khao
R U Sick suffering from fever
Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha
R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan
No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:
Breaking News:
Breaking News:
Nipa chowrangi per Taxi or 2 Bus ko na maloom afraad ne roka or us mei sawar hokar apne apne ghar chale gaye.
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