Hight of friendship:

Hight of friendship:

bush''s daughter marryin laden''s son n deir kid is named george bin laden!!!

May, 19 2010 102 chars (1 sms) 2790 views Funny

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Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

Tip Of The Day:

Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.

Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...

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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,

Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha,
zamin chalne lagi, ...
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi
EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !

fun

Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."

Teacher

Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani hai ?

student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?

then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.

teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?

student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->

ISHQ hy to IZHAR bhi hona Chahiye,

ISHQ hy to IZHAR bhi hona Chahiye,
ADMI ko 1 Din BEEMAAR bhi hona Chahiye,
Apni YAADON se Keh do 1 Din ki CHHUTI de den,
Aakhir ISHQ me ITWAAR bhi hona Chahiy@@

Wo love love likhti rahi

Wo love love likhti rahi

Me leave leave parhta rha

Wo kiss kiss likhti rahi

Me kash kash parhta rha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai

Me language course he krta rh@

yes or no

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. :D

ishq ki tarap maar deti hai

Kisi ko"ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,

Kisi ko"PYAR"ki gehrai maar deti hai,

Jo is se bach jaye, use "Pakistan ki Loadsheding" mar deti hai. . . ;->

Dil diya tha MOHABBT

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

quaid e azam khan ; )

Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..
Pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,

Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon laya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?

Quaid-e-Azam khan ;-)

Do You Know The Meaning Of

Do You Know The Meaning Of
"B M W" ... ???

Bohat Mehangi Wali Car ... ;->

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