Hight of friendship:

Hight of friendship:
Hight of friendship:

bush''s daughter marryin laden''s son n deir kid is named george bin laden!!!
  

May, 19 2010     102 chars (1 sms)     2876 views       Funny

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A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo,
Tourist Askd 4om Him:In D¡S Foto Nobody Has Been Working,

While U''ve Written Below"View Of Work In Government Office"
Painter Answerd:This Iz Reality. . . . . . .;->
Science Teachr: GIRLS Can U

Tel Me Wer Is Ur Heart Exactly?

All GIRLS Shouted Loudly,

Hamara Dil To "hAmmY" K Pas He
Mam.!
..Silly GIRLS..!
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
What do u call a woman in heaven?

An Angel.A crowd of woman in heaven?

A host of Angels.And all woman in heaven?



PEACE ON EARTH . . . ;->
Tumhari Yaad Me Is Qadar Rotey Hain.


Tumhari Yaad Me Is Qadar Rotey Hain.


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Parosi Bhi Humare Aansu Se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hain.
"Mujhe Dhundo"














"Kya hua thak gy
NAHI
"To pir dhundo




















"AB RAHNE DO"
Hum diloon me rehty
hain mobile me nahi..-;>


Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"
Dekh K Adnan Sami Ne Faisla Kia Ha
K Wo B Ek Film Banaye Gay Aur
Us Film Ka Naam Hoga





"WAZNI"...=P;->
A Lover gives Love...

A Father gives Protection.. .

A Mother gives Life...

but A Real Friend gives

'' nice girls Cell No.''

That is frndship...

Now its a gud chance 2

prove your frnship.. ;)
India men Umer Shrif ko kisi ny Ungli kr di

umer sharif Murr k bola

Beta Utna hi nikalna Jitna kha sako...=P;->
Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal



Kahin Khud Ko Na Baichna Par Jaye
Petrol K Liye.
Yeh ladki

Uffff

Ya allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye main mar janwan

ItnI cute

Itni IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet hai

WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na dein.”
Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len


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Ghabrane ki koi bat nhi ap k ander sirf 2 kerrey hain
Ek apko call nahi krne deta dosra sms