''This dog, is dog,

''This dog, is dog,
''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
  

May, 24 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     2946 views       Funny

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Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->
In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
What is the meaning of PyaR
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.The frnds sitting in BAR n say 2 each other P-YAAR



Pakistan investigatios aur Scotland
Yard ki nakami k baad Banazir Bhutto
murder case ab Sony t.v ki CID team
ko de dia gaya hy,

Umeed hy k
Ab ye case ek ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ... ;->
Ek bar 1 autorickshawvala no entry se ja raha hota hai......

paR phir bhi use koi pakadta nahi hai!!!


puchu kyu???
























kyunki vo chal ke ja raha hota hai!!! ;->
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
If Rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor soaps as the Drama Queen, what would be the name of the serials ?

Kyonki Saas bhi Kabhi Item Girl Thee
Kahin Kissing Roz
Kyaa Hoga Mika Kaa
Mom: Have u given the goldfishs fresh water ?

Child: No Mom, They still have not finished the water i gave them last week . . . ;->
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai...


The most rommantic country of the world..?



guess!




O yes! pakistan u know y?




har raat candle light dinner... =P ;->
(thanks to kesc)
Who is a psychiatrist?

A person who gives you

an expensive analysis about you,

which ur spouse gives free anywa
''MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka''