''This dog, is dog,

''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''

May, 24 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2238 views Funny

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A Smile costs less than Electricity.

A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!

''hum gaye the gar un

''hum gaye the gar un k ye khne k dil se dil milalo..
nikli uski ami..maine kaha anti taliban wale aarahe hain cable catwa do....

wo kya cheeze he jo

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?

Socho ?

Ans-SHANTI

It''s the sweetest

It''s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It''s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Heer ranjhey sey: "

Heer ranjhey sey: "Ranjhna hamarey pyar k dushman boht takatwar hein,wo hamein zinda naheen chordein ghey, aur meri to Ummeed b tootti ja rahee hai aur tum b kuch nahee kar rahe ho"
Ranjha: Heer fikar na kar mein apney saarey dushmanoon ko maar doon gha"
Heer ghussey mein, "Yuunhi baaith kar"
Haan heerey mein dua karoon gha aur tumhein pata hai k dua mein bardi takat hoti hai.

She Is Kidding

She Is Kidding...

Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...

"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->

Professor he aate hon hafta

Professor he aate hon hafta war college me

To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me

Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte

Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me

Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai

Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me

Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen

Teri GULNAR college me,

Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->

Ach''hon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Ach''he Ho.

Ach''hon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Ach''he Ho.
Sach''chon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Sache Ho.
Maine Us Se Kaha Mujhe Tum Se Mohobat Hai.
Us Ne Kaha Sharm Karo Abhi Tum Bache Ho)~

Light kab aye ge ?

2 Dost
Year 1980
A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai
B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar.

year 1990
A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai
B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen

year 2010
A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi
B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi

year 2014
A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?
B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai

year 2030
A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi
B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..:

A Man Can Be

A Man Can Be Happy With Any Woman

As Long As

He Does Not LOVE Her . . . ;->

[Oscar Wilde]

Jo sagar ne kaha

Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,

Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,

jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,

wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,

aey

chal chal

hawa

aane de

Prayer Of An Employee :

Prayer Of An Employee :

Dear God,

Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..

Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..

Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..

But Dearest God Don''t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power, I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.

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''This dog, is dog,

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