U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
  

May, 20 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     2218 views       Funny

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Agar Bruce Lee Galiyo''n Main Sharab Pee
Ker Ghoomta Tou Log Usay Kia Kehte ????








MAWA LEE ... ;->


The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

"R e c e s s i o n"
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job ...

"D e p r e s s i o n"
Is When
You Lose Yours ... =P ;)
Fakeer:
"ALLAH k naam per de de baba..

Dukandaar:
"Kal aana...

Fakeer:
"Ess kal kal k chaker mein ess market mein mere laakhon rupay phansay hue hain!
Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me


A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
My no. has been changed.
plzz give me a confirmation calll on my new no.
it is 15
agr mera nokar uthae to usy 2,4 galiyan dena.,
kamina khud ko police wala kehta hai.
1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)
1 rupya 1 lakh ni hota magar phir b 1 rupya lakh sy nikal jaye tow wo b lakh nai rehta aap lakhon mein woi 1 rupya ho...
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.
.
samaj aai????


theepay dy moo waleya
''Hello Janu!

Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi Abbu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna

Ok?

Ready

.
.
.

Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya Mil Gaya...... :-''


Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”