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U R the one who is CHARMING
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U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
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6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he
6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
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Hm Mohabbat krenge>
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Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Barber: Rs 20
Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?
Barber: Rs 10
Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
There are 3 Types of Men:
There are 3 Types of Men:
1. ASIAN: Has 1 Wife, 1 GF But he loves his wife the most.
2. AMERICAN: Has 1 wife, 1 GF But he loves his GF the most.
3. ARABS: Has 4 wives, 4 GF but he loves his housemaid the most!!!
if any dog attacks you
If Any Dog Attacks You
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Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)
Teacher:
Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HAI
what is depth of frendship?
what is depth of frendship?
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ITS when your best freind runs with your lover and you miss your best friend.
Why Do We Close Our Eyes
Why Do We Close Our Eyes
When We Pray
When We Cry
When We Dream
When We Miss Sum One
Because Most Beautiful Things In Life Are Unseen, They Are Only Felt By Heart !!
Sardar Dharakt pe
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?
Sardar: Apple Khanay
bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai
Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
On airport 3 mOn airport 3 menen
On airport 3 men were wating 4 their sons
Hindu:
Hamare amirzade ne ana hai.
Muslim:
Hamare navabzade ne ana hai.
Sardar:
saaday v haramzade ne ana a.
Police Inspector
Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.
Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.
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