Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
Mosafir taxi driver se: yar morr aahista kata karo dar lagta hai..
Taxi Driver: Sahab is mein darne ki kiya bat hai ap bhi meri tarhan morr per ankhan band kar liya karain..