U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
  

May, 20 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     2771 views       Funny

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''ALLAH AAP KI UMAR LAMBI KARE!
ALLAH AAP KO NAUKRI DE!
ALLAH AAP KO KHUSH RAKHE!
ALLAH AAP KI ROZI MAIN BARKAT DE!
YAAD HO GEYA?
CHAL PHIR KATORA UTHA OR SHOORU HO JA.''
A Nurse Fell In Luv With

A Doctor But D Nurse

Spent Most Of D

Time In D Medical Store Y?

Only D Medical Boy

Could Read

Doctor''s Luv Letter!
1 Admi Ne Anda Fry Kia To Wo Jal Gaya.

Murghi Ne Dekhlia..

Murghi Ne Admi K Moo Par
Zor Se Thappar Marte Hue
Kaha:

Begherat Tujhe Dena Pare To Ehsaas Ho... ;->
"Pyar kia nahee jata ho jata hai"


Log aisa kehtey hain,

Laikin mein kehta hoon k chalo aik dafa ghalti ho ghayee to log sudharney kee bajaye uss par datey kyun rehtey hein?
Son: I Don''t Want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
&
The Kids Hate Me.

Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The




"Principal"
Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,



Batao


Chalo Mein btata hun.

Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,

Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,

Aag lagana hy
Man: U cheated me...

Shopkeeper: No, I sold good radio to u.

Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan
but
the radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!
I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->
Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:-)
Yaar aik warid kay
card ka number
send karo plz
(1000 wala)
jaldi...

main tumhain
1000 kay note
ka number
send kar
raha hoon.

DBK874326
Thinking Of Lady Banker ...

Lagta Hy K Mere Husn Mein Kami Aati Jarahi Hy


Q K

Logo''n
Ne
Ab
Mujh se
PAISEY
Gin
Ker
Wapis
Lene
Shruu
Ker Diye
Hain ... ;->
Gulaab ko b kamal bana dete,
uski ik ada par kai gazal bana dete,
kambhakt marti nahi mujh par larkiyan,
warna CHAND par b TAJMAHAL bana dete.