You Are "ABCDEFGHIJKL"

You Are "ABCDEFGHIJKL"
You Are

"ABCDEFGHIJKL"




A - Adoreable
B - Briiliant



C - Cute
D - Dashing




E - Exciting
F - Fantastic




G - Great
H - Humorous



I - Intelligent




J K L - Joke Kesa Laga . . .
  

May, 20 2010     223 chars (2 sms)     2307 views       Funny

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boy 2 pretty girl

boy: janeman meray dil main a ja

girl: sandle utraoon kya ????????

boy: pagal masjid thordi ha asay hi aja
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.


Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)
Patan Apni Girlfrend K Saath Date Par Gaya
Aur
Aahista Se Bola
''''Mere Dil Main Ek Baat Hai Magar Kehte Huey Ghabrata Hoon. . . Tum Gussa Karogi ''''


Girl: Nahi Karungi, Ab Keh Bhi Do


Pathan: Tumhare Paas Niswaar Hai . . . ;->
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
Once during the tea break between india and pakistan match....
Afridi wanted biscuits wid his tea...
Inspite of asking Sachin for the biscuits who was close by to the biscuits plate... He called Inzy who was standin far away....
why so...?







socho.....








socho socho.........









coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-
Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai cake
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memon Na ban!!!
SMS bhej :-
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams
Thora Garam Thanda Zyada Piya Karo

SmS Zara Naya Kiya Karo

Agar Samjh Na Aaye To Hum Se Puch Liya Kro

Hum SmS K KiñG Hain

Hm Se Roz New SmS Le Liya karo.
meri ankhon mein basa hai tu,
meri dharkano mein racha hai tu,




huuuunnnnnn

In sab batoon pe kar raha hai yaqeen,
ab khud soch kitna bada ghadha hai tu
HAWAON
k hath 1
Arman
bheja hy

NETWORK
k zarye 1
Pegaam
bheja hy

FURSAT
mily to
Kabool
kr lena

Shehar-e-Multan k Shehzaday ''HumAyuN'' Ne Salam Bheja
Hy.. ;->


FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
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And Asked For My LG KG 195
MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...


shshhhhhhhh....ahista bolo yahan tak awaz aa rahi hai.