"MY Principle"

"MY Principle"
"MY Principle"

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at him....

But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot.....!!
  

May, 20 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2994 views       Funny

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Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"

Behre k Haath Me "Radio"

Goonge K Haath Main "Mike"

Aur Aap K Haath Main Mobile

Wah Kia Zamana Aa Gaya Hai .....
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Some say you are ugly.
Some say you are jungly.
Some say you are pugly.
But
I say you are lovely.
A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
chupai
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k I''m already married.

GirL:oh God! Tum ne tu dara he diya.

Main samjhi ye car tumari nahi..;->
Memon: Aur sunao, thanda piyo gay ya garam?
Mehman: Thanda aur garam dono!
Memon: Aye Shazia, ek glass fridge se aur ek glass geser se pani la do
American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.
Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.
What did d Refrigerator say when u stood in front of it??????????
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COOL inside.


FOOL outside
RONAY se chehre pr pimple prte hn
(.:'_':.)
TENSION se wrinkle prte hn
(='_'=)
Islye sada muskurao
muskurany se chehre pr DIMPLE prte
h. .*
(>'_'
Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi

Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->


A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
Definition Of A
Professor ... !!!
























A Professor Is One
Who Talks In
Someone Else''s Sleep ... ;->
I Like You


I Like You


I Really Like You

I Really Really Like you....

Kyunki Geeta mai likha hai

"PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI"..!!!