"MY Principle"

"MY Principle"
"MY Principle"

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at him....

But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot.....!!
  

May, 20 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2659 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Achon Se Zyada
Tum Achay Ho,

Sachon Se Zyada
Tum Sachay Ho,

Mene Kaha
Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai,

Wo Boli "PAPPU"

Sharm Karo
Abhi Tum Bachay Ho... =P ;-> o_O
Jane kis baat pe uss ne muje Chora hai Faraz ?





halää k wo shakhs to kisi k 10 rupey nhn chorta.
BEER Is Now

Cheaper

Than PETROL!




"DRINK"







Don''t DRIVE
Try this....

Go to "Write Messages" in your mobile sms editor...
Activate T9 english dictionary...
Then hide your screen with hand and type...

277451366514612382623

Now, remove your hand from the screen and read...
Just try, its very interesting...
He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!
Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi


Wah .. Wah.... Wah



Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi

Wah


Paas Gaya To Bheeg Gaya!
Bin Laden''s son was studying in an American school.
Teacher askd him: "I have four apples. How can i divide it among five children?"
He answered:.."Kill One Child!".. ;->
ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...

ILLEGAL,

BANNED,

FATTENING,

EXPENSIVE,

OR''


MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...!!(,")
1 Bar Jaan Mangkar Dekho,
1 Bar Yaad Karke To Dekho,
Bas 1 Bar Pukar Kar To Dekho!!
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena,
HUM Aram Kar Rahe Hai...
sms

sms


sms

sms



sms

sms

sms

sms






now dont ask me 4 more sms ...

appna raag aap jamaoo
What happened 2 ur network?
I tried 2 call u
but the operator
said "Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r
trying to call is
on the tree....Plz try later."


Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.


Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

~William Innocent Nargis.