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If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at him....
But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot.....!!
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May, 20 2010
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Is SMS ko bht
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Ye SMS
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2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.
PTCL waly
Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.
Police:Kon hai wo ?
Pathan:
.
.
.
.
.
PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.
The owner of the
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with
his inside outside his inside inn.
''AB TO BIJLI BHI
''AB TO BIJLI BHI DOCTOR ki Medicine ki Tarha ati hai
"Mohsin"
.
1 Ghanta Sobha
1 Ghanta Shaam
or
1 Ghanta Raat.....:d
- Mohsin Skywalker -''
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"
Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"
Lagi Hui Thi,
Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad
Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
roti vs sms
ROTI V/S SMS
2000
1 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 2 Rs
2003
1 sms 5 Rs
1 roti 2.5 Rs
2005
1 sms 2 Rs
1 roti 3 Rs
2008
1 sms 0.23 paisa
1 roti 5 Rs
2009
700 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 7 Rs
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2015
No roti
Only sms
''HUSBAND
''HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
Free Stay Free Dinner
Free Stay
Free Dinner
Free Lunch
Free Security
To Avil Dis Pack Just Call On 15"
And Say"
I''m Responsible 4r
Lahore "BLAST"!!
High Level Insult....
High Level Insult....
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
Amazing Newz
Amazing Newz
Recent Survey Shows Dat
D Fastest Animal On D
Earth Wid A Top Speed
Of 120 Ft/sec Is A
"COW"
Dat Has Been
Dropped Out Of A
Helicopter ;->
You don''t love
You don''t love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her
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