"MY Principle"

"MY Principle"

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at him....

But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot.....!!

May, 20 2010 139 chars (1 sms) 3253 views Funny

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aadmi apne bachay se

Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna
Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai...=P;->

height of dehydration..

height of dehydration..
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a cow givin milk powder...

When Ur Life Is In Darkness

When Ur Life Is In Darkness

Pray To God

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Ask 4 Relief 4rm Darkness

But

If U Prayed

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U r Still In Darkness

Then Realize

"U''re In Karachi" ... ;->

To live a life,

To live a life, one n eeds brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of ______expression & many more mental
qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them

The Problem With The World Is .

The Problem With The World Is . . .

Stupids Are Sure And Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts . . .

So Tell Me Who All Are Sure Here . . . ;->

advantage for unmarried people??

What is the advantage for unmarried people??
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Think!
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Haar maanì?
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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!

Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam

Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam Na Kia Ker
"JAn|x"

Muje Bura Kehte Waqt Log Tera Naam Bhi Lete Hain... =P ;->

Ticket Checkr to

Ticket Checkr to sardar in Train:''Ticket dikhao''
Sardar:Ye lo''

T.T:''Ye to purana Ticket hai.''

Sardar:''to train kya abhi Showroom se nikali hai....??

Atleast once in a day,

Atleast once in a day,
Millions of
People in
this World
stand on
Single Leg!

Guess when?

Don''t know?

Its easy!

While wearing CHADDI... =P ;->

Q: Agar 1 door per

Q: Agar 1 door per kutta bhonk raha ho orr dosre door p biwi chilla
rahe ho tu ap pehle konsa door kholen g?
A: Kutte wala door coz kutta andar akar bhonkna band kar de g

Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga.

Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?

Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.

Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?

Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)

In case there i

In case there is a breakoff between Saif and Kareena, he will have his tattoo changed to ........ guess wot guyz....

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KAMEENA..:))

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