"MY Principle"

"MY Principle"
"MY Principle"

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at him....

But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot.....!!
  

May, 20 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     3094 views       Funny

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Some like Sunday
Some like Monday,
But i like Your Birthday.
Happy Birthday my sweetheart

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Submitted By Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Height of being Hygienic:

A Computer Science student washing his hands with Dettol
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after removing a Virus from his System ;)
WhaT IS Emotion?????
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Your enemy falls from 7th floor on your brand new Mercedes car and you don't know whether to laugh or cry :S
Some say you are ugly.
Some say you are jungly.
Some say you are pugly.
But
I say you are lovely.
Indian Cricket Team
AUR
Toilet mai
Kya similarity Hai ?

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Nahi Pata

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Socho?

Think

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Simple Yaar
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"Dhoni" Yaha Bhi hai
aur
"Dhoni" Vaha Bhi Hai.
Interviewer:WHAT IS A SKELETON ?
Sardar:" SIR,SKELETON IS A PERSON WHO STARTED DIETING BUT FORGOT TO STOP IT ........."
Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya.. ?

Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.. :-)
Wo love love likhti rahi

Me leave leave parhta rha

Wo kiss kiss likhti rahi

Me kash kash parhta rha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai

Me language course he krta rh@
D O N



Ki CallKa Intizaar Tou 11 Colleges Ki Larkian Ker Rahi Hain






Magar





D O N Sirf Miss Calls Krta Hy









Kyun K






D O N Memon Hai . . . ;->
What do you call a lawyer
with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor:D.
Is Ko Kehte Hyn
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Kutta Khuwari ... ;->


ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)