Can a woman make you

Can a woman make you
Can a woman make you a millionaire?

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Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!
  

May, 21 2010     119 chars (1 sms)     2001 views       Funny

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A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

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&
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Speak Sweet Words
Watch Sweet Dreams
But
Its Very Difficult
2 Find
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But
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