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Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
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Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???
Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)
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May, 13 2010
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Arz kia ha..
Arz kia ha..
Karachi main agar agaye talibaan..
Wah wah..
Kia arz krdia ha mene
karachi main agar agaye talibaan,,
to kesi lage gi burqay main shiri rehman.
preszardari has ord
Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That
All Future Press Conferencs Will B Held Inside The Masjid In Presidency,
Since
Shoes Cannot Be Worn Or Carried Inside Masjid!
radio says
Man: U cheated me...
Shopkeeper: No, I sold good radio to u.
Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan
but
the radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!
TITANIC k Saath 1
TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...
Aur Hans Raha Tha
Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?
Memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->
2 gujjar titanic dek
2 GUJJAR Titanic dekh rahay thy.
Film khatum howi to kahnay lagay.
Le das ay ki film hoi?
Film khatum ho gai per,
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NARGIS NAI AYI...=P;->
''Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon.. Wah wah..
''Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon..
Wah wah..
Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon.. Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!''
1 Pakistani Dosray Se
1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?"
2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"
1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"
2nd: :Wo Kaise"
1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..
You r a dog.
You r a dog.
kiyon bura kaga na???
tarr bura mat mano
Dog means
O=of
G=Girls
Now u r smilling
Haans raha hai
Kutta kahin ka!...->
Dua
Allah Bachaye!
Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.
Dubai k Sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.
Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.
Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.
Funny
"Jab Tak Zinda Hun Msg Krta Rahun Ga
Or
Jis Din Na Karun To Samjh Lena K
.
.
( '.' )/"
<) (
_/ \_
Agly Din Karunga.
"Zalimo"
Kabi to Acha Socho.?haha.
Teri Mohabat Teri WAFA Hi Kafi Ha
Teri Mohabat Teri WAFA Hi Kafi Ha
Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi Ha
DAWAT Karo Meri Magr Takleef Na Karna
Mere Liye Bas
BiRYANi
QORMA
TiKA
or
PEPSI Hi Kafi Ha=)
main khud bhi usay b
Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!
Pr Kya Karoon...
Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->
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