i gifted my wife a diamond necklace

i gifted my wife a diamond necklace

Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.
  

May, 05 2010     109 chars (1 sms)     2114 views       Funny

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1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1:Bataya Tha

2:Phir

1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,

¡nsurance Pol¡cy Se Jina Asan Kr Gy¡

Ab Apn¡ Mrz¡ Se Bdalta Hun Jmhur¡at K Gear,

Yun Lgta Ha¡ Nam Mere Pak¡stan Kr Gy¡
Wishing u 12 months of happiness,
52 weeks of fun,
365 days of laughter,
8760 hrs of Gud luck,
525600 min of joy,
31536000 secs of success in 2005 & always
Kesy hain?
Halaat
Waqiat
Mashiyat
Urdu
English
Or
Islamiyat
Aap k shehar k wo
Rastay
Galyan
Sarkain
Or
Muhallaat
Azeez Rishtedar
Parosi
Puphiyan
Mamun
Chachy
Chotay
Baray
Jawan
Borhay
Bhai
Dost
Yar
Ghamkhuwar
Rafiq
Raqeeb
Or
Wo
Gharib
Bhokay
Or
Khan
Wo Tbligh walay
skool k Asatza
Masjid k Molvi Sahiban
Or Un k shagird
Shareef
Bdmash
or
Shetan
Sb theek hen na?
Or koi reh tu nhi gaya?
Sab ko mera Salam dijiye ga.
Zindagi Mai 1 Larki Itni Pyari Lagi

Us K Hath Ki Daal B Hamen Nihari Lagi

Jane Kia Jado Tha Uski Personality Mai K

Married Hone K Bawajud Hamen Kunwari Lagi ;->
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn''t have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
A Girl Speaks To A Boy


GIRL : O BHAIJAAN

Please.....

BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai..

Ya To BHAI Bol Ya JAAN Bol..
U r GENIUS.


U r INTELLIGENT.


U r GOOD LOOKING...


U r SMART...


There''s nO Other like u.../


Paki-Nursery Poem 2009

Baby Baby ...

Yes Mama !!



Eating Sugar ... ?



Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D
Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola
Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai

Betay Ne Kaha
''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy School Nai Ja Rha..
Pir Sahib went to a prostitute for sex.
after having fun the prostitute asked: " pir sahib paise ?"
Pir sahib replied " pagli ,tujh se thori na longaa "