i gifted my wife a diamond necklace

i gifted my wife a diamond necklace

Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.
  

May, 05 2010     109 chars (1 sms)     2115 views       Funny

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DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

HEADLINES:
President General kayani decides to shed uniform.

PAK looses cricket series against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed n his wife Reema decided to join MMA.

President General Kayani to visit neigbour country Balochitan.

Meera''s 25th birthday.

9th death aniversary of sharefBrothers.

EX US President OBAMA & OSAMA had one father named BUSH LADEN.

Shoaib completes 12 years ban.

Imran khan still not satisfied.
EveryOne Thinks Of Changing The World....
But
No One Thinks Changing Themselves....

EveryOne Wants To B In Heaven
But
No One Wants To Die.....

Kia Aap K Mobile Ko Qabz Ki Shikayat Hai

Jo SmS Nahi Nikal Rahy

2 Tablet Easy Load K Khila Do Qabz Toot Jaye ga

Aur SmS Aney shuroo Ho Jain Gay... ;->
There is a ruler named Aman Singh who is a playboy. He decides to have only women in his city and that too, under the name "Shanti Devi."

To bolo Aman Singh ke city ka anthem kya hai?!

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Socho, socho!!

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-Nahin pata... arey zor daalo na!

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"yeh sheher hai AMAN ka... yahan ki fiza hai nirali... yahan pe sab SHANTI SHANTI hai"
Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->
If U R In A War,

Instead Of Throwing A Hand Grenade @ D Enemy, Throw One Of Small Pumpkins.

May B It''ll Make Evry1 Think How Stupid War Is
N

While They R Thinkin, U Can Throw A Real Grenade @ Them ... ;->
10 Muhabbat Bharay SMS:

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Kuch Nazar Aaya?

Nahi?


Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)
1 Aurat Ne 1 Wakil Se Pocha K
Talak Lene K Lye Kia
Sharyat Lazmi Hoti Hai ?

Wakil Bola "Talak Lene K Lye
App Ko Shadi Shudo Hona Zorori Hai"
Examination Hall Main Students Ka Naara . . .

"Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hy

Ye Baazi Hum Hiii Jeetai''n Ge

Har Jaib Se Pharra Nikle Ga

Tum Kitne Pharray Pharo Ge . . ."

G . A . MICRO ;->


Govt ne pehle..
Oil..k rates berha dyay, phir
Aata..phir
Chawal..phir
Cheeni..phir
Sabzi..phir
kuch na mila tou time me 1 hour barha dia..
Ab govt k pas kuch barhanay ko nai raha to
To...
To...
To...
Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia :)
Naya Daur ...

Boy: Main Tumhare Liye Aasman Se
Chaand Taarey Tod K La Sakta Hoon !!!

Girl : Is ki Zarurat nahi, Ab Tou Aata , Ghee , Chawal
Aur Generator Se Kaam Chalega ... ;->
Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.



Feeling Guilty that y I have punished u

Then I thought that the persons like u must be hanged not punished.