Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar.

Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar. . .

Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!

Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai. . .?

Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia. . .? ;->

May, 20 2010 192 chars (2 sms) 2415 views Funny

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Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai

2 men were talking!

2 men were talking!

1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.

2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->

english sher by pappu

English sher by PAPPU:

Always dream to raise higher,
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Wo0fer tu meri, main tera amplifier..... ;->

GOBI JESA MOO

Na jane kis baat pe tum hum se naraz ho "DOST",
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Khuwaab mein bhi milte ho to Gobi jesa Moo bana lete ho.

Jab Apka Janam Hua

Jab Apka Janam Hua
Badal Fate
Adbhutt Rosni Huyi
Bhagwan Khud Sab K Samne Prakat Huye
Or Bole
"SoRRY Galti Ho Gayi
Plz ADJuST Karlo."

Shair Arz Kia Hy Zara Tawaja Farmaiyega

Shair Arz Kia Hy
Zara Tawaja Farmaiyega

Khushi Milain tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam

Khushi Milain tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam

Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam ... ;->

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..

Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..

B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->

Mod... Obedient...

Mod...
Obedient...
Neat...
Kind...
Elegant...
Young...

Hey! thats me.
Don"t be sad, even ur name is there,

Read the 1st letter of Every Word...

WHEN

WHEN

YOU

CANT

SEE

THE

BRIGHT

SIDE

OF

THINGS...

THAN

POLISH
THE DULL
SIDE
OF
IT
SO SIMPLE. . . ;->

Human beings r soluble in water.

A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!

I just met your duplicate

I just met your duplicate.
I swear it was you, I even called your name...
But
you ignored me and continued to eat
Banana
and
swing
on the Tree... :p

life while doing mb

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In
Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans
Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: Severe
Migraine, Sumtymz
Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll
b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b
Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !
Sunthing Is Missing

Ohhh !!! Meri
"JAWANI" ;->

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