Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar.

Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar. . .

Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!

Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai. . .?

Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia. . .? ;->

May, 20 2010 192 chars (2 sms) 2491 views Funny

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Mariz:Mere oper wali

Mariz:Mere oper wali darrh ko keera kha rha he

Sardar Dr. ne neche wali daarh nikal di

Mariz: Janab oper wali ko kha rha tha

Sardar Dr.: neche wali pe khara ho k khata tha

''Ye Sang-E-Marmar

''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan

Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab

Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy

Kämbäkht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Äisi Hy''

Tee Quotes

Tee Quotes

1- stupidity isn''t a crime, so you''re free to go.
2-When i''ll be married,I''ll be out from the list of stupids.

Mein tum sey pyar

Mein tum sey pyar karta hoon! mein tumharey baghair zinda naheen reh sakta, agar tum mujhe na millee to mein khudkushi kar loon gha, chahey kuch b ho jaye mein tum sey hee mohabat karta rahoon gha.

Shabash seekh liya.......ab rozana 10-15 sey yehi bol diya karna

My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

In a school function

A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay

Hum ne tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay "paPpu"...

warna log to tanhai mein nargis ki cd dekhtay hai... ;->

zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo

Impressive quote..

"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"

SHOAIB MALIK

Dhoom Dhoom Song

Dhoom Dhoom Song
dhoom dhoom teri biwi kesi
dhoom dhoom teri esi ki tesi
dhoom dhoom teray bachay kalay
cream lagalay cream lagalay

dhoom dhoom mene murghi paali
dhoom dhoom aray anday wali
dhoom dhoom bhaag gai saali
dhoom dhoom meray bday ai
dhoom dhoom mene sab ko bulaya
dhoom dhoom per koi na aya
dhoom dhoom mujhe gussa aya
dhoom dhoom mene tv chalaya
dhoom dhoom ye gana ayaaa
dhoom machalay! dhoom machalay! dhoom!!

Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?

Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?
Girl: I will think... EK bewakoof chor, jo car chura sakta tha,sirf stepney le gaya :)

ARZ KIYA HAI...

ARZ KIYA HAI...
Na zarurat rakho sitaron ki

Na zarurat rakho falto yaaron ki

Bas ek dost maango mere jaisa

Jo waat laga de saaron ki...

What Happens If An Axe Falls On Your Car .... ?

What Happens
If An Axe Falls On Your
Car .... ?

You Have An Ax-i-dent (accident) ... ;->

Do aadmi aik baraat me gye.

Do aadmi aik baraat me gye.

Vahan inhe bar bar pani pesh kya jata.

Tang a kar aik ne kaha:

janab halaq me pani phans gya hai.

Thore se chaval de dain.

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