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Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar.
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Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar.
Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar.
Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar. . .
Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!
Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai. . .?
Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia. . .? ;->
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Theme Song Of
Theme Song Of
"RACE"
In Pakistan
Race Tahreekoun Ki
Race Aatay Ki
Race Bajet Ki
Parliment Is Racing On
Waada....Hakomat Ka...Wada.. Wadoun Nay Hi Louta Hai
Allah Duhai Hai
Bari Mehangai Hai
Loadshading Chai Hai
Teray Pakistan Main... ;->
Kya aap Jante he
Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani"ka akhri sapna kya tha
ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya
Some Funny Signboards ...
Some Funny
Signboards ...
@ Pizza Shop
"7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak"
In No-smoking Area
"If V c Smoke, V''ll
Azume U r On Fire
n Take Apropaite
Action"
@ Car Dealership
"D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss A Car Payment"
@ Maternity Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ... ;-
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..
1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena
Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..
Great students like Us , work on the principle of rockets
Great students like Us , work on the principle of rockets
It doesn''t mean we aim for the skys
It means we don''t start studying unless our tail is on fire
hahaha
Teacher: ''Now Class,
Teacher: ''Now Class,
Whatever I Ask, I Want
You All To Answer,
At Once...''
"how Much Is Two
Hundred Plus Two
Hundred ?"
Class: "At Once ..." ;-
SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai,
SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai,
SPIDERMAN Deewaro pe Chadh Raha Hai,
BATMAN Raaton mei Ghoom Raha Hai
Aur
Hamara DOBBERMAN ''''SMS'''' Padh Raha Hai...!!! :p
Ek choti makkhi
Ek choti makkhi badi ghass kee makkhi ko kaise propose maregi ?
>>>>
socho...
Aye Grass-Hopper Mujhe Pyaar To Kar
Zarori Ilan!
Zarori Ilan!
1st Dec, se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,
1st Dec se tamam log apnay apnay UPS
wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.
Shukria.
In Ghajini
In Ghajini
If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..
How ? ? ?
Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D
Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara
Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai.
Just Shut Up
Just Shut Up
Ok !
Dont Try To Be Over Smart
Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakha Karo
Nonsence
Idiot
Selfish
I
Said
To
My Heart
When It Asked Me
To
Stop
Missing U . . . :)
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