Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar.

Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar. . .

Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!

Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai. . .?

Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia. . .? ;->

May, 20 2010 192 chars (2 sms) 2042 views Funny

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Ek waqt tha Aap

Ek waqt tha Aap k msg aise aate thy jese kisi ne aap ki KHOPRI pe PISTOL rkhi hui hy

or aapse msg krwa rha he

mgr ab lagta he...

GOLI MARDI..

Plz Is sMs Ko Kal Parhna

Plz Is sMs Ko Kal Parhna

Ruk Jao

Ruk Jao Plz

Ruko Na

Ruk Ja

Ruk Oye

Ruk Na

Mujhe Pata Tha Tum meri bat nh mano gy

Me Msg Hi Kal Bhejonge...
Gud Nyt.

jab hamare sar per

jab hamare sar per baal hote thay
hum babar ali se ziada bakamal hote thay

patjhar aaya gulshan weeraan ho gaya
main aaina daikh ker khud hi hairaan ho gaya

angrayi leti zulfoon ke jagah
qadafi stadium ka maidan ho gaya

23 ramzan ki shab hum chat per ja baithay
aglay roz parosi eid mana baithay

ab apni tind ka bhi kia lashkara hai
baal nahi to kia eid ka chaand to hamara hai../ ;->

Jo Dil Main Hai USay Jatate Rehna

Jo Dil Main Hai USay Jatate Rehna

Jise Chahte Ho Usey Btate Rehna

Nahi Tou

Nahi Tou

Us Ki Shaadi Me ''''TENT'''' Aur ''''KURSI'''' Sajate Rehna ;->

Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,

Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,

Apni Aadat Se Kahaan Baaz Aatey Hain Wo,

Hum To Poora Din SmS Karte Hain Lekin,

Ginti K ek do SmS Kar K So Jatey Hain Wo ;->

Sardar dukhi tha,

Sardar dukhi tha, Kis Ne Pucha " Kya tention me ho?
Sardar: Yar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye the, ab saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hoon

Aap ko meri taraf se

Aap ko meri taraf se
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Or mere tamam friends ki taraf se,
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Or mere office walo ki taraf se,
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Or 17 karor pakistanio ki taraf se.
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PONKA

When a black cat falls

When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???

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Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say....

Meaaaoooon....

She Is Kidding

She Is Kidding...

Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...

"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->

Attendence

Attendence..

Pappu
Yes Sir

Bablu
Yes Sir

Tinku
Yes Sir

Ullu
??
Ullu
??

Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?

What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
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Any Guess !
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No !
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NoT To WorrY !
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iT''s !
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Yeskia . . . . . ;->

1st Pthan 2 2nd

1st Pthan 2 2nd: Eid Ki Nmaz Prhny Q Ni Aya

2nd: My A Rha Tha K Rsty My He Log Nmaz Prhty Dekhy,
Whi Prh Li. Ajib Nmaz Thi,
1 Bnda So Rha Tha, Us K Pichy Sb Prh Rhy Thy R Koi Sjda B Ni Tha.
1st: Khocha Tu Jnaza Prh K A Gya Hy!
2nd: Kya Bat Krta Hy,
My Sb Ko Mbark Bad Bhi Dy K A Gya... ;->

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